Why Joining the Military Is Literally a No-Brainer, Free Geomaxxing and you can go ER. (Mentalcels GTFIH)

[Tayvion Cole]

Joining the Military Is genuinely a no brainer and here's why.

1. Free geomaxxing.
Your ugly and cant get slays in the US? Just join the military and go to some foreign country where you can slay literally anyone cause they're all ugly. And most foreign girls think some white dude is their ticket out of their shithole country and a free green card, so they'll line up to sleep with you.

2. You get Paid to get lean / To socialize
They feed you basically nothing and you're forced to actually go out for hikes, runs, and to exercise. You also get to socialize with people in a similar age group. It's basically like college but better. Speaking of that...

3. FREE COLLEGE.
While you're in the military they literally pay you to go to college and get a degree, which makes college much cheaper, as well as giving you more job opportunities when you're out of the military.

4. You get to go ER and get paid for it.
Lets say you're some mentalcel retard who wants to kill people? This is just the option to keep you out of prison while still letting out your true desires. You can kill, pillage and do whatever you want while taking the spoils of war in country's like Afghanistan, Russia, etc.

5. Free haircut's.
Tired of paying 40+ Dollars for some retard to cut your hair? Look no further they will personally make sure your hair is the exact same length as everyone else's for free 99$.

So Really WHY Wouldn't you join the military? Free college, free housing, free healthcare, free food, free travel, free haircuts, AND you get paid? SIGN ME UP!

 

[Minnie lacking]

i like my hair tbh, i might just win the lottery seems like better roi

 

[SickendExistence]

I don’t want to die for zog

 

[Tayvion Cole]

Joining the Military Is genuinely a no brainer and here's why.

1. Free geomaxxing.
Your ugly and cant get slays in the US? Just join the military and go to some foreign country where you can slay literally anyone cause they're all ugly. And most foreign girls think some white dude is their ticket out of their shithole country and a free green card, so they'll line up to sleep with you.

2. You get Paid to get lean / To socialize
They feed you basically nothing and you're forced to actually go out for hikes, runs, and to exercise. You also get to socialize with people in a similar age group. It's basically like college but better. Speaking of that...

3. FREE COLLEGE.
While you're in the military they literally pay you to go to college and get a degree, which makes college much cheaper, as well as giving you more job opportunities when you're out of the military.

4. You get to go ER and get paid for it.
Lets say you're some mentalcel retard who wants to kill people? This is just the option to keep you out of prison while still letting out your true desires. You can kill, pillage and do whatever you want while taking the spoils of war in country's like Afghanistan, Russia, etc.

5. Free haircut's.
Tired of paying 40+ Dollars for some retard to cut your hair? Look no further they will personally make sure your hair is the exact same length as everyone else's for free 99$.

So Really WHY Wouldn't you join the military? Free college, free housing, free healthcare, free food, free travel, free haircuts, AND you get paid? SIGN ME UP!

BUMP, Fuck this better not flop i didn't do my homework to make this retarded thread.

 

[Arminus]

Joining the Military Is genuinely a no brainer and here's why.

1. Free geomaxxing.
Your ugly and cant get slays in the US? Just join the military and go to some foreign country where you can slay literally anyone cause they're all ugly. And most foreign girls think some white dude is their ticket out of their shithole country and a free green card, so they'll line up to sleep with you.

2. You get Paid to get lean / To socialize
They feed you basically nothing and you're forced to actually go out for hikes, runs, and to exercise. You also get to socialize with people in a similar age group. It's basically like college but better. Speaking of that...

3. FREE COLLEGE.
While you're in the military they literally pay you to go to college and get a degree, which makes college much cheaper, as well as giving you more job opportunities when you're out of the military.

4. You get to go ER and get paid for it.
Lets say you're some mentalcel retard who wants to kill people? This is just the option to keep you out of prison while still letting out your true desires. You can kill, pillage and do whatever you want while taking the spoils of war in country's like Afghanistan, Russia, etc.

5. Free haircut's.
Tired of paying 40+ Dollars for some retard to cut your hair? Look no further they will personally make sure your hair is the exact same length as everyone else's for free 99$.

So Really WHY Wouldn't you join the military? Free college, free housing, free healthcare, free food, free travel, free haircuts, AND you get paid? SIGN ME UP!

Are you talking about the US only, also don’t forget that if you go full ER on a war-zone you will get a trial and imprisoned for war crimes because the US is bound by the Geneva conventions.

 

[Tayvion Cole]

Are you talking about the US only, also don’t forget that if you go full ER on a war-zone you will get a trial and imprisoned for war crimes because the US is bound by the Geneva conventions.

Who will report you if their all dead? Also Think of Vietnam most people committed war crimes and virtually no one got arrested.
Also thanks for repping my thread bhai.