Why not me..

[Carlito]

I just came across this Jordan Barrett edit on tiktok, and man... he's such a mogger. I, as a straight male, would probably even suck him off just because of his looks. If I ever looked that good, my life would be complete. Why did I have to be born a certified swamp goblin.. I'm just lucky that guys in my small city are mid, because I couldn't pull otherwise (not that I can pull now anyway). Man, if I were at the bar trying to get some baddies and Jordan Barrett was there, it'd be over for me.

 

[Orka]

water post blablabla lots of talking blabla

 

[HighIQ ubermensch]

because domiti

 

[xkgr]

because domiti

DONT EVEN FUCKING START WITH THIS

 

[xkgr]

because domiti

waii not miii

 

[idkmanimao]

water post blablabla lots of talking blabla

 

[waelwaywayola]

I just came across this Jordan Barrett edit on tiktok, and man... he's such a mogger. I, as a straight male, would probably even suck him off just because of his looks. If I ever looked that good, my life would be complete. Why did I have to be born a certified swamp goblin.. I'm just lucky that guys in my small city are mid, because I couldn't pull otherwise (not that I can pull now anyway). Man, if I were at the bar trying to get some baddies and Jordan Barrett was there, it'd be over for me.

Bro everyone wants to have the looks of a super model. If youre gna vent, vent abt smt deep

 

[xkgr]

I just came across this Jordan Barrett edit on tiktok, and man... he's such a mogger. I, as a straight male, would probably even suck him off just because of his looks. If I ever looked that good, my life would be complete. Why did I have to be born a certified swamp goblin.. I'm just lucky that guys in my small city are mid, because I couldn't pull otherwise (not that I can pull now anyway). Man, if I were at the bar trying to get some baddies and Jordan Barrett was there, it'd be over for me.

man that barrett is really a sub 1 slayer bro! like he dont cope or sub 5!

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

I, as a straight male,

would probably even suck him off just because of his looks.

 

[unfathomablyover]

What a goofy cuck

 

[IBLAMEXIAN]

I just came across this Jordan Barrett edit on tiktok, and man... he's such a mogger. I, as a straight male, would probably even suck him off just because of his looks. If I ever looked that good, my life would be complete. Why did I have to be born a certified swamp goblin.. I'm just lucky that guys in my small city are mid, because I couldn't pull otherwise (not that I can pull now anyway). Man, if I were at the bar trying to get some baddies and Jordan Barrett was there, it'd be over for me.

then ascend