Why “Old young” is a truecell trait

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Idk if this is a unique experience

But I’ve always been so boneless that I have the effect of looking both 11 and 35 at the same time.

I call it “old young”, basically when you have so little bone to hold up the structure of your face that everything kind of melts, but you also have so little dimorphism you don’t exactly look 100% geriatric

People like me never enter a “prime”, you transition from babyfaced straight to agepilled because there’s no stretching of the soft tissues to give any semblance of youth to your face

Even funnier is when you start norwooding, it’s like your upper third belongs to a 50 year old and your other 2 thirds still look identical to how they looked at 8

Honestly can’t think of a worse pheno
 
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post a picture of someone who has this look, struggling to imagine it
 
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Idk if this is a unique experience

But I’ve always been so boneless that I have the effect of looking both 11 and 35 at the same time.

I call it “old young”, basically when you have so little bone to hold up the structure of your face that everything kind of melts, but you also have so little dimorphism you don’t exactly look 100% geriatric

People like me never enter a “prime”, you transition from babyfaced straight to agepilled because there’s no stretching of the soft tissues to give any semblance of youth to your face

Even funnier is when you start norwooding, it’s like your upper third belongs to a 50 year old and your other 2 thirds still look identical to how they looked at 8

Honestly can’t think of a worse pheno
You can't put zoomers and gen alpha in with millennials we both grew up with differently realities i didn't touch the internet till 13 for xbox live or facebook you guys at social media from like 4 onwards.
 
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It’s hard to find a real example of what I mean because I don’t think many people have this issue

What I mean basically is being boneless goes from cute to geriatric extremely quickly, while people with bones go from cute to attractive to old if that makes sense
 
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It’s hard to find exactly what I mean because I don’t think many people have this issue

What I mean basically is being boneless goes from cute to geriatric extremely quickly, while people with bones go from cute to attractive to old if that makes sense
yep once you start balding you just end up looking weird if you have this "pheno"
 
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yep once you start balding you just end up looking weird if you have this "pheno"
This is kind of what I mean but it’s worse for people who are even more boneless than him

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Idk if this is a unique experience

But I’ve always been so boneless that I have the effect of looking both 11 and 35 at the same time.

I call it “old young”, basically when you have so little bone to hold up the structure of your face that everything kind of melts, but you also have so little dimorphism you don’t exactly look 100% geriatric

People like me never enter a “prime”, you transition from babyfaced straight to agepilled because there’s no stretching of the soft tissues to give any semblance of youth to your face

Even funnier is when you start norwooding, it’s like your upper third belongs to a 50 year old and your other 2 thirds still look identical to how they looked at 8

Honestly can’t think of a worse pheno
brutal phenotype. Remember there is no shame in surgeries, hair transplants no matter what some normoid good lifer tells you.
 
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