WHY POOPING IS GAY [SIGMA MALES GTFIH]

[Trustworthyfish]

a few days ago i was taking a shit
and a big one too, like i might as well be pooping out a whole xbox
and this was a big shit, like i was screaming to all hell
praying to god that my ass dont fall off like i was going crazy
and after it all came out i looked into the toiletjust to see what i created
and it was a big, cocumbered shaped shit
i looked and and damn, i lowkey pooped out a whole dildo
thats kinda gay
and then i realized a lot of shits look like this
so straight men around the world are pooping out dildo sized shits
and just accepting that?
NAH NIGGA
that shit literally got me fucked up
and thats when i realized pooping is gay
if you are gay, girl or bi and you like what you do keep doing it
but i am a straight sigma
and dont get me started on wiping your ass dude
like come on thats obviously gay!
you are telling me i got to finger my ass with a paper?
boi no way
like dude
thats so gay

 

[ropemax]

How old are you

 

[Deleted member 20519]

your poop mogged you

 

[tooLOW]

 

[stevielake]

@bugeater23

 

[Ceo of cope]

a few days ago i was taking a shit
and a big one too, like i might as well be pooping out a whole xbox
and this was a big shit, like i was screaming to all hell
praying to god that my ass dont fall off like i was going crazy
and after it all came out i looked into the toiletjust to see what i created
and it was a big, cocumbered shaped shit
i looked and and damn, i lowkey pooped out a whole dildo
thats kinda gay
and then i realized a lot of shits look like this
so straight men around the world are pooping out dildo sized shits
and just accepting that?
NAH NIGGA
that shit literally got me fucked up
and thats when i realized pooping is gay
if you are gay, girl or bi and you like what you do keep doing it
but i am a straight sigma
and dont get me started on wiping your ass dude
like come on thats obviously gay!
you are telling me i got to finger my ass with a paper?
boi no way
like dude
thats so gay

i had the same experience a while back not even joking jfl. Also made me realise "ideal dick size" is gigacope nigga if i can pass 10x7 dookie without too much effort through my asshole there is no way women can't take big dicks in their puss especially with enough prep and foreplay

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

i had the same experience a while back not even joking jfl. Also made me realise "ideal dick size" is gigacope nigga if i can pass 10x7 dookie without too much effort through my asshole there is no way women can't take big dicks in their puss especially with enough prep and foreplay

Vaginas are made to strech to fetus size with enough prep you fucking retard, so unless you can grow a 20x20 inch cock then stop obsessing about cock sizes