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Yeah, its a fucking guide. And that guide is to shut the fuck up if you have nothing to say. This advice is for thread makers and people in general. This explains why many Gen Zoid foids shut the fuck up. They know that they have nothing to say.

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hm
 
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Everything has already been said
 
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Yeah, its a fucking guide. And that guide is to shut the fuck up if you have nothing to say. This advice is for thread makers and people in general. This explains why many Gen Zoid foids shut the fuck up. They know that they have nothing to say.

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I apologize unc.
 
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Everything has already been said
True, but not everything is fully explained in books of pages of tens of thousands of words. But we're getting there!

I am gen zoid

But I’m quite mindless and robotic after they pierced my frontal lobe
The only time I was mindless, more or less speechless, was during sex with an OKCupid meToo.

She's sucking on her friendship maker as I'm gently running my fingers through the softness of my hair. Suddenly, her hand is in my face and her fingers fiddle with my lips, nose, cheek, then cover my eyes. ??? I reacted to the darkness, "What are you doing?"

"No," was her only reply. So I shrugged it off and figured this was her thing. Ugh, it was a foreshadowing of what's to come!

Not much later, she's still packing her mouth and throat as a woman's responsibility for nurturing masculinity, I hear a slight commotion below. Her hand is still covering my eyes! I feel something drop on my chest.

"The fuck is that?" I asked. She grunted in response, still having her lips wrapped around my people maker. That something rolled off my chest. I couldn't take it any longer and pushed her hand off my face to see the mystery drop.

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Shaking my head.

jude law stare GIF


It was her turd.

It seemed she pushed one out during this blow job and gave it to me as a surprise bonus. Like getting an order of french fries from a fast food joint, and you find a tater tot under the fries.

The next day, I revised my profile on OKCupid from "I will date women with psychiatric problems" to "Psychiatric problems a must!" followed with emojis "🍑 🤨 💩 😮 👍"
 
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