Why precum is the perfect teeth whitener.

[Shkreliii]

So the day was saturday and i was sitting there jerking off.
Just 10 minutes before this ordeal unfolded i was eating very dry dry fatty pig meat.
I had many little thingies wedged inbetween my teeth.
As i scrolled my homemade zoo porn with my dog. I ended up precumming, and then my dog licked my dick but also started licking my teeth cause thats where pork was, i also dont brush my teeth cause im PRIMAL ASFF.

 

[dumb]

make sure to use monkey bones as a toothpick, primal asf bro

 

[Shkreliii]

make sure to use monkey bones as a toothpick, primal asf bro

Primals me bro....
Primal... so primal.

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Nigga what

 

[dumb]

Primals me bro....
Primal... so primal.

thats why our T is so high bro

 

[Michelangelo]

 

[tondro]

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wtf

 

[Shkreliii]

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Real lion would shoot a kindergarten then himself. Or jump from a building infront of a crowd

 

[Shkreliii]

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[Clown Show]

Sending you 10 kilograms of precum bro, it's on the house

 

[Shkreliii]

Sending you 10 kilograms of precum bro, it's on the house

It was promised to us 10 million years ato