supergoat972
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If bringing up my "girlfriend" around these landwhales and making fun of them makes ME happy then why should I stop? 
Yes it hurts their feelings, but what about MY feelings? I also have to enjoy life, right? Insulting landwhales makes ME feel secure and powerful, so why stop?
For example:
1. I had to do a project with an obese woman at work in her early 20s. She is married to some obese, ethnic, unemployed guy and makes all the money. I am a Chad lite.
As we were talking, I bought up my "girlfriend" (I don't actually have one) 3 times during the conversation. I said "yeah my girlfriend and I were going to go driving, but the snow was too much" . You should see how sad she got when I bought it up the first time. Then I bought up my girlfriend 2 more times.
2. Saw 2 landwhales share a pizza at work last Friday. I made a rude joke to insult them and fuck up their weekend. I said "be careful with that pizza" They pretended to laugh, but I know that they were hurt.
Yes it hurts their feelings, but what about MY feelings? I also have to enjoy life, right? Insulting landwhales makes ME feel secure and powerful, so why stop?For example:
1. I had to do a project with an obese woman at work in her early 20s. She is married to some obese, ethnic, unemployed guy and makes all the money. I am a Chad lite.
As we were talking, I bought up my "girlfriend" (I don't actually have one) 3 times during the conversation. I said "yeah my girlfriend and I were going to go driving, but the snow was too much" .
You should see how sad she got when I bought it up the first time. Then I bought up my girlfriend 2 more times. 2. Saw 2 landwhales share a pizza at work last Friday. I made a rude joke to insult them and fuck up their weekend. I said "be careful with that pizza"
They pretended to laugh, but I know that they were hurt. 
