'why should we hire you?' job question

[Deleted member 15854]

is 'im saving up for leg lengthening' a good response? genuinely thinking of using this ngl as it shows im hard and dedicated worker

 

[thenewhebbe]

You should explain why you will think the job will be fun

 

[Deleted member 20370]

say that you love working your ass off for pennies

 

[Deleted member 24444]

is 'im saving up for leg lengthening' a good response? genuinely thinking of using this ngl as it shows im hard and dedicated worker

Only if applying for .org mod job

 

[Gonthar]

is 'im saving up for leg lengthening' a good response? genuinely thinking of using this ngl as it shows im hard and dedicated worker

Absolutely not, whatever they ask you, you must make it seem like your only goal in life is to work for them:

-Why do you want this job?
-It's my dream to work for this company, since I was a little kid I wanted that.

-How much money do you expect?
-I would work here even for free, money is not important for me, working here is!

- Where do you see yourself in 5/10 years?
- Still working at your company, improving it, helping it grow even more, etc.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Show them the vid with your dick in a sock.

 

[Allandro]

"I'd like to work 10 hour everyday without complaining because I think it is fun"

 

[NuclearBrainReturns]

This response has worked more than once;

"DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim!

And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!"

 

[RopeMaxxed]

is 'im saving up for leg lengthening' a good response? genuinely thinking of using this ngl as it shows im hard and dedicated worker

You shouldn't. You can hire anybody. I can get any othER job. The next candidate might be bettER, another job might be bettER. ThERe is no reason to hire me.

Guess what, I don't even want this fucking job, JFL.

Schizo ramblings, indeed, JFL.