Why slicing bananas before you eat them is law

[ImSomeone]

What else are you gonna do, eat it whole, have a long phallic shaped object in your mouth? Seems kinda gay

 

[Sub->CL]

Bu t it's scary to be like cutting your penis up yk

 

[zakachiti]

What else are you gonna do, eat it whole, have a long phallic shaped object in your mouth? Seems kinda gayView attachment 4949098

Yesssss, you are back, posting again is law

 

[catholicel]

What else are you gonna do, eat it whole, have a long phallic shaped object in your mouth? Seems kinda gayView attachment 4949098

I've personally always ripped off pieces of a banana when I eat them. Cutting seems like a bit much and an activity that presupposes eating at a later time, such as packing with granola or something else in a piece of tupperware.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

i smash them with butter
amazing taste