Why the fuck am I hearing weird sounds from my stomach

[asdvek]

It's like as if someone is cutting metal

Like y'all know those metal cutting machines

Tf is going on

 

[Dhoriscol]

All the cum you consumed is trying to come out

 

[Embryo]

Those eggs are kicking in.

 

[asdvek]

Those eggs are kicking in.

Yeah I'm about to turn into high T masturbator in the following few minutes

 

[Embryo]

Yeah I'm about to turn into high T masturbator in the following few minutes

I woke up with morning wood so hard today that it made my dick sore for a little bit

 

[The Grinch]

The parasites from the raw meat are showing it’s first signs