Why was I born with all shit traits

[Vermilioncore]

it’s like God ran out of good traits in his inventory so I was stuck with a shit life

I just wish I could turn back the hands of time and be born as someone other than who i am

 

[StraightHeadJames]

seems like god just turned modesty for you all the way up, you cute handsome motherfucker

 

[Someguy XD]

it’s like God ran out of good traits in his inventory so I was stuck with a shit life

I just wish I could turn back the hands of time and be born as someone other than who i am

When I’m baking in the morning I always think god is baking or some shit cause say I’m making a tray of biscuits and pipeing smiley faces onto them they all have minor flaws some come out perfect and a odd few have major flaws but this is just a autist thought

 

[Vermilioncore]

Y

When I’m baking in the morning I always think god is baking or some shit cause say I’m making a tray of biscuits and pipeing smiley faces onto them they all have minor flaws some come out perfect and a odd few have major flaws but this is just a autist thought

yup next time you pipe smiley faces onto them and you find a shitty fucked up one just know that’s me

 

[Someguy XD]

Y

yup next time you pipe smiley faces onto them and you find a shitty fucked up one just know that’s me

Sometimes the fondant is too hot and the face drips down and is deformed it’s even more brutal cause that is the one that no one is gonna want to buy and it will be brought last or thrown in the bin just like irl

 

[Vermilioncore]

Sometimes the fondant is too hot and the face drips down and is deformed it’s even more brutal cause that is the one that no one is gonna want to buy and it will be brought last or thrown in the bin just like irl

next time put a sad face on one of them and write my name on it please

 

[Someguy XD]

next time put a sad face on one of them and write my name on it please

I’ll really do it if I ever bake at home