why was I born with shit luck

[Vermilioncore]

I was born short, ugly and with a small penis.

I mean you would figure I’d at least have been blessed in one of those fields but I got the short end of the stick in all three. And I’m poor and talentless too.

it’s just depressing to think there’s guys the exact opposite of me and they had no say in it also. It just happened.

 

[LancasteR]

Don‘t let the devil deceive you.
You have a girlfriend, get pussy, have food and videogames.
None of that stuff you said matters.

 

[TitSlicer]

No ur gl i saw ur eyebrows