Why was my uncle born a winner?

[Vermilioncore]

Ever since he was 7, my mom and aunt said he was so strong and powerful and would punch harder than a fully grown man. He knocked my aunts tooth out one day.

He grew up to join the marines and married a white woman with red hair and had 4 kids with her. One became a marine like his father. The daughter became a gymnast, the other daughter became a model.

He then cheated on his wife and fucked random people in the countries he went to war in.

I just can’t believe he accomplished so much. Why’d God make him a winner and me a loser

 

[pprimus43]

What makes you think you are a loser

 

[Vermilioncore]

What makes you think you are a loser

Cmon it’s obvious. At my age he already had 4 kids, fucked 500 women, killed men in war, jumped out of an airplane and won an Olympic gold medal. What have I done

 

[ProBono]

married a white woman with red hair and had 4 kids with her

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