Why Watermelon Is Liked by Black People

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Although it may not seem like a looksmax thread, I'll explain why.

While I was skinmaxxing over these past months (for what I don't know, it's over for me).
I noticed that every time I drank water, it would just pass right through me.
However, my skin desperately needed hydration/water—it fucking looks like this.
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Then I realize that my black friends who drink 1/2 the water I do have youthful supple skin
Like this

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I was just sitting on my couch smoking a blunt. Then it came to me.
Black people didn't go to the river often to drink water.
Africa has the largest and most dangerous animals of any continent

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All of these animals either live by/in the rivers/lakes or frequent them for water
So what did the hunter-gather Subsaharan African do?
In spite of all these dangerous animals by the most valuable resource (water)

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They got a lot of there water intake that was trapped in the fibrous matrix of fruits and vegetables.
I have a theory that this is how we evolved to intake water. It gets digested overtime.
The combination of this slow digestion + nutrients allow more water makes it into our cells

So eat more fruit and vegetables, and drink less water

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hol up hear him out
 
Although it may not seem like a looksmax thread, I'll explain why.

While I was skinmaxxing over these past months (for what I don't know, it's over for me).
I noticed that every time I drank water, it would just pass right through me.
However, my skin desperately needed hydration/water—it fucking looks like this.
View attachment 3497782

Then I realize that my black friends who drink 1/2 the water I do have youthful supple skin
Like this

View attachment 3497783

I was just sitting on my couch smoking a blunt. Then it came to me.
Black people didn't go to the river often to drink water.
Africa has the largest and most dangerous animals of any continent

View attachment 3497785
View attachment 3497786
View attachment 3497787

All of these animals either live by/in the rivers/lakes or frequent them for water
So what did the hunter-gather Subsaharan African do?
In spite of all these dangerous animals by the most valuable resource (water)

View attachment 3497789
View attachment 3497790
They got a lot of there water intake that was trapped in the fibrous matrix of fruits and vegetables.
I have a theory that this is how we evolved to intake water. It gets digested overtime.
The combination of this slow digestion + nutrients allow more water makes it into our cells

So eat more fruit and vegetables, and drink less water

View attachment 3497791
you're right tbh, I don't drink water anymore because of the amount of milk and fruit I consume
 
another dog shit thread from the user on org
 
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Although it may not seem like a looksmax thread, I'll explain why.

While I was skinmaxxing over these past months (for what I don't know, it's over for me).
I noticed that every time I drank water, it would just pass right through me.
However, my skin desperately needed hydration/water—it fucking looks like this.
View attachment 3497782

Then I realize that my black friends who drink 1/2 the water I do have youthful supple skin
Like this

View attachment 3497783

I was just sitting on my couch smoking a blunt. Then it came to me.
Black people didn't go to the river often to drink water.
Africa has the largest and most dangerous animals of any continent

View attachment 3497785
View attachment 3497786
View attachment 3497787

All of these animals either live by/in the rivers/lakes or frequent them for water
So what did the hunter-gather Subsaharan African do?
In spite of all these dangerous animals by the most valuable resource (water)

View attachment 3497789
View attachment 3497790
They got a lot of there water intake that was trapped in the fibrous matrix of fruits and vegetables.
I have a theory that this is how we evolved to intake water. It gets digested overtime.
The combination of this slow digestion + nutrients allow more water makes it into our cells

So eat more fruit and vegetables, and drink less water

View attachment 3497791
dnr fuggot
 
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mirin effort grey ill eat more watermelon now
 

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