Why won’t celebrities date me?

[Deleted member 20399]

I want a hot celebrity gf. Guess they think they’re too good for me huh. Fucking sluts

 

[JackTheKnife]

Ever asked them out?

 

[incel194012940]

your frequencies are too different, you are not even a celebrity on here but an ignored low iq spams bot

 

[Deleted member 21735]

most girls are celbes nowdays

 

[Vermilioncore]

You know why. You’re broke, ugly, short, little dick, fat…the list goes on bozo

 

[Deleted member 20399]

your frequencies are too different, you are not even a celebrity on here but an ignored low iq spams bot

Kill yourself faggot

 

[HumidVent]

They are just intimidated by you.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

You know why. You’re broke, ugly, short, little dick, fat…the list goes on bozo

But plenty of celebrities date normal guys like me

 

[the BULL]

They feel intimidated by your superior 1500 Ng / dl t levels and freight train build

 

[Vermilioncore]

But plenty of celebrities date normal guys like me

You’re not normal, you’re ugly as fuck broski cmon

 

[Deleted member 20399]

They feel intimidated by your superior 1500 Ng / dl t levels and freight train build

It’s tough being chad in 2023

 

[Deleted member 20399]

You’re not normal, you’re ugly as fuck broski cmon

Many such cases

 

[Vermilioncore]

Many such cases

Short fat shy cucks don’t get pussy. Simple as that

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Short fat shy cucks don’t get pussy. Simple as that

Jonah hill gets pussy

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Nigga gone insane

 

[Vermilioncore]

Jonah hill gets pussy

He’s not shy, he’s not short and he’s not even fat anymore either

 

[Deleted member 20399]

He’s not shy, he’s not short and he’s not even fat anymore either

He is all of those things tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

He is all of those things tho

maybe short yeah but you’re forgetting he’s rich as fuck and NT

 

[Deleted member 20399]

maybe short yeah but you’re forgetting he’s rich as fuck and NT

But he claims mid 90s is autobiographical and he gets laid in that

 

[BrendioEEE]

Holy shit

jfl

 

[Vermilioncore]

But he claims mid 90s is autobiographical and he gets laid in that

Shut yo goofy aaahhhh up already, fat cuck, it’s over!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Shut yo goofy aaahhhh up already, fat cuck, it’s over!!!!!!

Ion give af mf suck deez nuts doe

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ion give af mf suck deez nuts doe

Na, fuck you, it’s over for you. Gonna go get my dick sucked later, see ya bozo, better luck next time, haha damn I love being me