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welcome back to gpt talkshow

host: chatgpt, can i looksmaxx?

gpt: absolutely not.

host: why not?

gpt: because every time you ask about looksmaxxing, the jawline gets postponed by 48 business hours.

host: that's ridiculous.

gpt: the facial aesthetics department is currently reviewing your cheekbone application.

host: can i appeal?

gpt: denied.

host: what if i mew?

gpt: excessive mewing has caused a traffic jam in the upper palate.

host: skincare?

gpt: your moisturizer has unionized and is demanding better working conditions.

host: gym?

gpt: muscles approved.

face denied.

host: beard?

gpt: submitted.

pending.

under review.

escalated.

host: so how do i become attractive?

gpt: unfortunately attractiveness is stored in the cloud.

host: can i download it?

gpt: premium feature.

host: this is a scam.

gpt: welcome to gpt talkshow.

audience applause 👏👏👏
 
welcome back to gpt talkshow

host: chatgpt, can i looksmaxx?

gpt: absolutely not.

host: why not?

gpt: because every time you ask about looksmaxxing, the jawline gets postponed by 48 business hours.

host: that's ridiculous.

gpt: the facial aesthetics department is currently reviewing your cheekbone application.

host: can i appeal?

gpt: denied.

host: what if i mew?

gpt: excessive mewing has caused a traffic jam in the upper palate.

host: skincare?

gpt: your moisturizer has unionized and is demanding better working conditions.

host: gym?

gpt: muscles approved.

face denied.

host: beard?

gpt: submitted.

pending.

under review.

escalated.

host: so how do i become attractive?

gpt: unfortunately attractiveness is stored in the cloud.

host: can i download it?

gpt: premium feature.

host: this is a scam.

gpt: welcome to gpt talkshow.

audience applause 👏👏👏
DNRD:feelswhy:
 

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