Why you should NEVER get a dog

[weebcel]

Getting a dog is the worst thing you can do if you want to live with a woman. Dogs are very intelligent and lovable creatures, but most women are unable to handle them due to their primitive nature. In most cases, your wife/girlfriend will fantasize about having sex with the dog, and she will always compare the size of your dick to the dog's. The prophet Muhammad was aware of this thousands of years ago, and Islam now has very strict rules regarding the presence of dogs inside the home. The dog pill is brutal; here in Spain, women would rather live with a dog than with an average man, and I've heard numerous stories of them sleeping with their pets

 

[Deleted member 15099]

My dog

 

[Deleted member 14478]

True I got dogpilled at 11 when I saw 14 year old Eliza Dushku on True Lies

 

[hebbewem]

False its higher chance thqt men will fuck the dog

 

[weebcel]

False its higher chance thqt men will fuck the dog

Cope

 

[hebbewem]

Cope

Nah its true

 

[FrothySolutions]

False its higher chance thqt men will fuck the dog

To penetrate a dog with a human cock would traumatize it. I think there are more female doggophiles due to the thinking that getting fucked by a dog is the dog's idea. Whereas putting your dick in a dog, the dog will always hate it.

 

[gamma]

False its higher chance thqt men will fuck the dog

How do u know

 

[hebbewem]

To penetrate a dog with a human cock would traumatize it. I think there are more female doggophiles due to the thinking that getting fucked by a dog is the dog's idea. Whereas putting your dick in a dog, the dog will always hate it.

The percentage of males who reported sexual interactions with animals in 1974 was 4.9% (1948: 8.3%), and in females in 1974 was 1.9% (1953: 3.6%). Miletski believes this is not due to a reduction

 

[germanlooks]

No, dogs are a plus for most women. Having a picture with a cute dog on your tinder profile will increase your matches

 

[hebbewem]

How do u know

Wiki

 

[weebcel]

The percentage of males who reported sexual interactions with animals in 1974 was 4.9% (1948: 8.3%), and in females in 1974 was 1.9% (1953: 3.6%). Miletski believes this is not due to a reduction

"Self reported"

 

[hebbewem]

"Self reported"

Obviously

 

[FrothySolutions]

The percentage of males who reported sexual interactions with animals in 1974 was 4.9% (1948: 8.3%), and in females in 1974 was 1.9% (1953: 3.6%). Miletski believes this is not due to a reduction

Even if we're ignoring the fact that most people are likely fucking their dogs and telling nobody, to put out a survey like this is like saying "So have you fucked your children lately," we must also define "sexual interaction." Doesn't always have to mean "penetration." Maybe I'm just jacking my dog off.

 

[RODEBLUR]

To penetrate a dog with a human cock would traumatize it. I think there are more female doggophiles due to the thinking that getting fucked by a dog is the dog's idea. Whereas putting your dick in a dog, the dog will always hate it.

Cope they love it in heat don't quote me

 

[hebbewem]

Even if we're ignoring the fact that most people are likely fucking their dogs and telling nobody, to put out a survey like this is like saying "So have you fucked your children lately," we must also define "sexual interaction." Doesn't always have to mean "penetration." Maybe I'm just jacking my dog off.

This is true

 

[Deleted member 2095]

Holy fuck I posted a similar thread a few minutes ago without seeing yours. Truly mind blowing

 

[thecel]

In most cases, your wife/girlfriend will fantasize about having sex with the dog, and she will always compare the size of your dick to the dog's.

Gigachad’s dick is bigger than the whole dog.