Why you shouldnt compare genitals!

[bignosesmallchin]

 

[Deleted member 19174]

dnw

 

[Bitch]

balls in yo jaws

 

[bignosesmallchin]

dnw

If you have dark genitals it's OKAY. Not everyone can have pretty pink genitals.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

@emeraldglass

 

[emeraldglass]

@emeraldglass

She said so much but still said nothing. Do you understand what i mean?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

She said so much but still said nothing. Do you understand what i mean?

Not really cause I didn't even watch it. I was just comparing my tiny weiner to your salami.

 

[Deleted member 27014]

bignosebigdick

 

[emeraldglass]

Not really cause I didn't even watch it. I was just comparing my tiny weiner to your salami.

You are above average. You dick mogg 99% of this forum bhai.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You are above average. You dick mogg 99% of this forum bhai.

The average size of this forum is 8 x 7.

 

[emeraldglass]

The average size of this forum is 8 x 7.

They do more fraud than wall street brokers. You cant trust any of them.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

They do more fraud than wall street brokers. You cant trust any of them.

That's true but I'm joking, I know I am not small. But I am not big either. Big would be you. But I also said I don't want to be big because guys here they don't know much. Ask any guy with a big dick and they'll say they wish they had a bit less so they could use all of it. What's the point of having one and not being able to use all of it. I know that while I am not big, some men have claimed their partners tap out despite being 6 BP only so I am kinda worried as well. I don't want to be "too big" even if I'm not that big.

 

[emeraldglass]

That's true but I'm joking, I know I am not small. But I am not big either. Big would be you. But I also said I don't want to be big because guys here they don't know much. Ask any guy with a big dick and they'll say they wish they had a bit less so they could use all of it. What's the point of having one and not being able to use all of it. I know that while I am not big, some men have claimed their partners tap out despite being 6 BP only so I am kinda worried as well. I don't want to be "too big" even if I'm not that big.

You have the perfect size, many woman say 6-6,5" is the best for a LTR. I am doomed with a penis to big.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You have the perfect size, many woman say 6-6,5" is the best for a LTR. I am doomed with a penis to big.

Perhaps for the more experienced women but that's not what I want to go for bhai. So I am worried. Also you aren't actually doomed, it's just that you have to invest more time in foreplay if you wanna get down to business and you gotta take it nice and slow, you can't let your hormones/horniness take the best of you and then shove it in for your own pleasure. I think 8" BP is still doable but you have to have more patience and lube. If you have one partner they can eventually adapt to it from what I hear. You just gotta be more careful.

 

[emeraldglass]

Perhaps for the more experienced women but that's not what I want to go for bhai. So I am worried. Also you aren't actually doomed, it's just that you have to invest more time in foreplay if you wanna get down to business and you gotta take it nice and slow, you can't let your hormones/horniness take the best of you and then shove it in for your own pleasure. I think 8" BP is still doable but you have to have more patience and lube. If you have one partner they can eventually adapt to it from what I hear. You just gotta be more careful.

I swear you have more knowledge than the so called slayers on this forum. I know, little lick here middle and index finger there and it shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I swear you have more knowledge than the so called slayers on this forum. I know, little lick here middle and index finger there and it shouldn't be a problem.

What you should do is make your wife (halalmode bhai, no haram) orgasm and it'd be good to use your fingers and tongue on her. Then move on to penetration after she's orgasmed the first time, that's what the big dick guys are doing. And yeah I know a lot about sex HAHA. I fell into this rabbit hole because my Persian friend asked me what my dick size was and I really had no idea. I also remember some Pakistani dude telling me proudly "my penis is 15cm" and I said "I think a smaller penis is better than a bigger penis" and that's when he laughingly said "that's what all guys with a small dick say." And I was just laughing with him and didn't bother to correct him that I am bigger than him because I was too nice to do that. Personalitychaddam strikes again.

 

[emeraldglass]

What you should do is make your wife (halalmode bhai, no haram) orgasm and it'd be good to use your fingers and tongue on her. Then move on to penetration after she's orgasmed the first time, that's what the big dick guys are doing. And yeah I know a lot about sex HAHA. I fell into this rabbit hole because my Persian friend asked me what my dick size was and I really had no idea. I also remember some Pakistani dude telling me proudly "my penis is 15cm" and I said "I think a smaller penis is better than a bigger penis" and that's when he laughingly said "that's what all guys with a small dick say." And I was just laughing with him and didn't bother to correct him that I am bigger than him because I was too nice to do that. Personalitychaddam strikes again.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I don't get it.

 

[emeraldglass]

I don't get it.

You are have so much knowledge, we shall name you from now on The King Of Sex. Even though you are still a virgin, you know to much to not get a title for it.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You are have so much knowledge, we shall name you from now on The King Of Sex. Even though you are still a virgin, you know to much to not get a title for it.

The virgin sex king.

 

[CFW432]

Only dudes can have dark genitals because of BBC media propaganda. Women can NOT have dark genitals because it has NOT been sexualized, therefore its pukefuel.

 

[Deleted member 25119]

Why this forum talk about dicks so much?

 

[emeraldglass]

The virgin sex king.

Yes you are.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Yes you are.

You gotta give me sex tips bhai. What do you do? What really works for you?

 

[emeraldglass]

You gotta give me sex tips bhai. What do you do? What really works for you?

The king asks me for advice, okay. Foreplay is key take your time with it, have sexual endurance dont cum to fast and take a break sometimes dont keep going like a sledgehammer. The sex should be varied not always the same, try new positions and sometimes you have to be dominant and sometimes romantic dont be predictable. Stimimulate here physically but also mentally do dirty Talk and creat sexual tension. This are some of the tips you can use, do this and you wil become a bigger king of sex.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

The king asks me for advice, okay. Foreplay is key take your time with it, have sexual endurance dont cum to fast and take a break sometimes dont keep going like a sledgehammer. The sex should be varied not always the same, try new positions and sometimes you have to be dominant and sometimes romantic dont be predictable. Stimimulate here physically but also mentally do dirty Talk and creat sexual tension. This are some of the tips you can use, do this and you wil become a bigger king of sex.

I actually knew these things already. I thought perhaps you could share more with me. But thanks anyway. And dirty talk like "gatverdamme vieze kanker hoer!"? Or..? I'm a virgin so not really romantic, you know.

 

[emeraldglass]

I actually knew these things already. I thought perhaps you could share more with me. But thanks anyway. And dirty talk like "gatverdamme vieze kanker hoer!"? Or..? I'm a virgin so not really romantic, you know.

I told you. You are the king of sex. JFL with dirty talk i mean like "ik ga je zo hard pakken van achteren tot dat je kont zal beginnen bloeden" . Afther a ccouple of times you wil become romatic just do it slowly and more sensually, more kissing like the neck and making your way down to her tighs. And teasing like, biting and pulling away when she becomes aroused.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I told you. You are the king of sex. JFL with dirty talk i mean like "ik ga je zo hard pakken van achteren tot dat je kont zal beginnen bloeden" . Afther a ccouple of times you wil become romatic just do it slowly and more sensually, more kissing like the neck and making your way down to her tighs. And teasing like, biting and pulling away when she becomes aroused.

I was more asking about like certain techniques you used like the Tongue Twister 5000 or whatever there is? JFL I don't think I can say things like that. How do you tell she's aroused? Do you check if she's wet or do you just assume she is? I don't even know if I could tell if a woman is aroused. I can only tell I am because lil TRUE_CEL feels differently.

 

[emeraldglass]

I was more asking about like certain techniques you used like the Tongue Twister 5000 or whatever there is? JFL I don't think I can say things like that. How do you tell she's aroused? Do you check if she's wet or do you just assume she is? I don't even know if I could tell if a woman is aroused. I can only tell I am because lil TRUE_CEL feels differently.

You can supplement some tongue action by using your hands to stroke the clitoris, play with the labia or finger her. when licking try to make moves like you are drawing the number 8 with your tongue, suck the labia suck the clitoris do what you must my friend. I even heard some woman like it when you are humming when giving them oral becaus it creates a vibration .
Also when fingering start with sliding one finger in slowly with the pad of your fingers rubbing along the front wall of the vagina towards the belly button. Once you’re in the right area, press your finger towards your partner’s pubic bone in a come here motion. Add more pressure over time if you want. When she is wet is when she is aroused also the vagina widens when she is aroused.
This is al you need to know King of sex. i am but a humble adviser, it is you who is the king.

 

[Deleted member 21712]

I thought she was going to talk about cock, I stopped watching when I realized she was going to talk about her roastie

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You can supplement some tongue action by using your hands to stroke the clitoris, play with the labia or finger her. when licking try to make moves like you are drawing the number 8 with your tongue, suck the labia suck the clitoris do what you must my friend. I even heard some woman like it when you are humming when giving them oral becaus it creates a vibration .

Today I learned a vagina is actually a music instrument. Can I ask what kind of girls like that? Like... white? black? brown?

Also when fingering start with sliding one finger in slowly with the pad of your fingers rubbing along the front wall of the vagina towards the belly button. Once you’re in the right area, press your finger towards your partner’s pubic bone in a come here motion. Add more pressure over time if you want. When she is wet is when she is aroused also the vagina widens when she is aroused.
This is al you need to know King of sex. i am but a humble adviser, it is you who is the king.

This is quite informative, my dear adviser. Thanks for sharing. Is there more that you know about? Also, incels claim that vaginas smell like rotten fish. I have never been near one so I can't even say whether or not this is true. It might be an exaggeration but I do think it will smell unpleasant. After all, it's basically a hole with an acidic environment which can get infected one way or the other, not to mention the periods and whatnot. Sure, they might mask the smell when they shower but how long can you really mask it? I'm glad I have a penis at least, because it can never smell bad thanks to being circumcised. Also, fun fact (or not so fun, if you ask me) even vaginas can have smegma. So yeah, that shit be nasty doe.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I thought she was going to talk about cock, I stopped watching when I realized she was going to talk about her roastie

Hold on.. this isn't about cock?

@emeraldglass We turned this into a cock thread but it was about roast beef flaps.

 

[emeraldglass]

Today I learned a vagina is actually a music instrument. Can I ask what kind of girls like that? Like... white? black? brown?

I've never used that humming, and only read about it online. The rest i've done and it works on all of them.

This is quite informative, my dear adviser. Thanks for sharing. Is there more that you know about? Also, incels claim that vaginas smell like rotten fish. I have never been near one so I can't even say whether or not this is true. It might be an exaggeration but I do think it will smell unpleasant. After all, it's basically a hole with an acidic environment which can get infected one way or the other, not to mention the periods and whatnot. Sure, they might mask the smell when they shower but how long can you really mask it? I'm glad I have a penis at least, because it can never smell bad thanks to being circumcised.

Her genitals can indeed smell, but if possible I force them to take a shower first. Sex on period is haram bhai, and righly so.

Also, fun fact (or not so fun, if you ask me) even vaginas can have smegma. So yeah, that shit be nasty doe.

I know it is dreadfull to see. But i think @RecessedSubhumanX would like that shit.

 

[emeraldglass]

Hold on.. this isn't about cock?

@emeraldglass We turned this into a cock thread but it was about roast beef flaps.

I knew it was about vaginas because i have seen the whole video. JFL

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I've never used that humming, and only read about it online. The rest i've done and it works on all of them.

Oh hahah I thought you heard it IRL. Mirin your sexual prowess. (Ok I admit I don't and am more disgusted but that's because I'm a religious extremist while also not praying at the same time. Yeh, don't try to figure me out... you probably never will. I'm more complex and emotional than a woman).

Her genitals can indeed smell, but if possible I force them to take a shower first. Sex on period is haram bhai, and righly so.

I didn't even stop to think about whether or not sex on her period was permissible or not haha but I just mean aside from sexual stuff, it's gotta smell badly. Btw, did you know female farts smell worse than male farts? It's been scientifically proven apparently. Sometimes I'm glad I'm single.

I know it is dreadfull to see. But i think @ R @RecessedSubhumanX would like that shit.

Hahaha yeah that whiteboii has some kinks, I'm telling you.

I knew it was about vaginas because i have seen the whole video. JFL

What the fuck man I didn't even bother watching it cause I saw a woman in it and I am a proud misogynist (yes I admit it's because they have hurt me).

 

[emeraldglass]

Oh hahah I thought you heard it IRL. Mirin your sexual prowess. (Ok I admit I don't and am more disgusted but that's because I'm a religious extremist while also not praying at the same time. Yeh, don't try to figure me out... you probably never will. I'm more complex and emotional than a woman).

Hey at least you are honest, i have repented for my sins and i will stay celibate from now until my marriage.

I didn't even stop to think about whether or not sex on her period was permissible or not haha but I just mean aside from sexual stuff, it's gotta smell badly. Btw, did you know female farts smell worse than male farts? It's been scientifically proven apparently. Sometimes I'm glad I'm single.

JFL why doe sit smell worse? What is the reason? It does smell bad down there.

Hahaha yeah that whiteboii has some kinks, I'm telling you.

But only with asians it seems.

What the fuck man I didn't even bother watching it cause I saw a woman in it and I am a proud misogynist (yes I admit it's because they have hurt me).

JFL I was curious what arguments she would cite. So i ended up watching the whole damn video.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Hey at least you are honest, i have repented for my sins and i will stay celibate from now until my marriage.

Probably too honest for my own good! That's how I got some two boys to hate on me. Also yeah it's good that you regret your past and it's best not to linger over them and punish yourselves over them. Stay steadfast in your attitude because there are people who easily go back to their degenerate past because they think "did it once, might as well do it again."

JFL why doe sit smell worse? What is the reason? It does smell bad down there.

PM bhai.

But only with asians it seems.

Typical. Whiteboi can't stand white girls with non-white men and then they go after Asian women to cope.

JFL I was curious what arguments she would cite. So i ended up watching the whole damn video.

You basically made her richer by watching her video.

 

[emeraldglass]

Probably too honest for my own good! That's how I got some two boys to hate on me.

Also yeah it's good that you regret your past and it's best not to linger over them and punish yourselves over them. Stay steadfast in your attitude

Thanks bhai, I appreciate it.

because there are people who easily go back to their degenerate past because they think "did it once, might as well do it again."

Those are only lying and deluding themselves.

Typical. Whiteboi can't stand white girls with non-white men and then they go after Asian women to cope.

You basically made her richer by watching her video.

She didn't get anything from me, I think she did that explanation for a program.