Why you shouldn’t rape

[.*my*.]

You may think that after you catch a girl, rape her, drop two gallons of semen in her, that you will kiss her goodbye and both of you will go your separate ways.

But.

Once you realize that she will call the cops and you may go to prison, you will most likely kill her. Then you will have to get rid of her body. Then you will have to deal with cops questioning you, and convincingly lie to them. Then you will live in paranoia for 30 years if you don’t get caught the same week.


So… don’t rape.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

OR

You may think that after you catch the girl, rape her, drop two gallons of semen in her, she flips over, now on her back, she's smiling, you look down and see she has an erected penis she's been jerking off and now squirting two gallons all over you.

But.

Once you realize not only she's not calling the cops but she won't stop following you around. So you try to lose her by running but yikes! She's a gold female medalist and keeping up with you. You quickly take a spooky dark alley and see overweight black hookers with heavy ruby lipstick standing against the wall and realize you're in Lipstick Back Alley Hoeville. Now they're chasing you but thankfully, they run out of breath quickly.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

OR

You may think that after you catch the girl, rape her, drop two gallons of semen in her, she flips over, now on her back, she's smiling, you look down and see she has an erected penis she's been jerking off and now squirting two gallons all over you.

But.

Once you realize not only she's not calling the cops but she won't stop following you around. So you try to lose her by running but yikes! She's a gold female medalist and keeping up with you. You quickly take a spooky dark alley and see overweight black hookers with heavy ruby lipstick standing against the wall and realize you're in Lipstick Back Alley Hoeville. Now they're chasing you but thankfully, they run out of breath quickly.

bro just started writing a fanfic

 

[Mouthbreath]

Cuck

 

[thenewhebbe]

Its east to get away because its one person virw against another

 

[RAMU KAKA]

OR

You may think that after you catch the girl, rape her, drop two gallons of semen in her, she flips over, now on her back, she's smiling, you look down and see she has an erected penis she's been jerking off and now squirting two gallons all over you.

But.

Once you realize not only she's not calling the cops but she won't stop following you around. So you try to lose her by running but yikes! She's a gold female medalist and keeping up with you. You quickly take a spooky dark alley and see overweight black hookers with heavy ruby lipstick standing against the wall and realize you're in Lipstick Back Alley Hoeville. Now they're chasing you but thankfully, they run out of breath quickly.

Caged