why’d an old dude get mad when he realized a girl wasn’t serving him his food

[Vermilioncore]

at the old folk home some slut named Makayla was supposed to bring this old fart his food but she got busy and asked me to go bring it out to him. So I walked out to that old guys table and he was sitting with other old people. I set his plate down and he said “thanks so much Makayla” and the old fart friend said to him “oh that is not Makayla” and the old fart turned around and saw me. And he looked so mortified and humiliated as if he just shit his diaper

 

[BrahminBoss]

That’s just how old people look faggot

 

[Vermilioncore]

That’s just how old people look faggot

nah but he looked scared as if he turned around and saw me pointing a gun at his head

 

[sweetheart]

he was wondering if you are a guy or a girl

 

[Vermilioncore]

he was wondering if you are a guy or a girl

nah he was just sad that a pussy with legs didn’t bring him his food

 

[sweetheart]

nah he was just sad that a pussy with legs didn’t bring him his food

that old fart thought he had a chance with makayla

 

[BrahminBoss]

He thought he was in one of them mafia movies where a nurse nonchalantly says oh your guest is not John it’s someone named “ satan” and he looks back mortified and gets shot through the glasses and nurse starts screaming

 

[moggathon]

at the old folk home some slut named Makayla was supposed to bring this old fart his food but she got busy and asked me to go bring it out to him. So I walked out to that old guys table and he was sitting with other old people. I set his plate down and he said “thanks so much Makayla” and the old fart friend said to him “oh that is not Makayla” and the old fart turned around and saw me. And he looked so mortified and humiliated as if he just shit his diaper

Idk bud I’m not a mind reader

 

[Vermilioncore]

He thought he was in one of them mafia movies where a nurse nonchalantly says oh your guest is not John it’s someone named “ satan” and he looks back mortified and gets shot through the glasses and nurse starts screaming

nah why the bitch scream she should’ve seen it coming who tf is named Satan

 

[BrahminBoss]

nah why the bitch scream she should’ve seen it coming who tf is named Satan

Yea no scream she removes her white coat and starts poppin as well

 

[radicalrationalist]

the old dude was looking at a younger version of himself and realize what an utter faggot he was

 

[Vermilioncore]

the old dude was looking at a younger version of himself and realize what an utter faggot he was

Nah he saw my bulge and knew I could pull his dinosaur whore

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yea no scream she removes her white coat and starts poppin as well

nah she runs off into a waiting suv removes her wig and does a quick clothing change the driver looks at her in the rear view mirror and asks “where are we going” “anywhere but here”

 

[Bartenderofnashv]

at the old folk home some slut named Makayla was supposed to bring this old fart his food but she got busy and asked me to go bring it out to him. So I walked out to that old guys table and he was sitting with other old people. I set his plate down and he said “thanks so much Makayla” and the old fart friend said to him “oh that is not Makayla” and the old fart turned around and saw me. And he looked so mortified and humiliated as if he just shit his diaper

he's old maybe he had a mini heart attack from the shock the you were not makayla