Why’d his corpse have an erection

[Vermilioncore]

I remember one time at the hospital when my grandfather was there, I was out there in the nurses station area and they got this old farts body and took him out in a body bag. But his lil pekcer was sticking up like he just got some ass before he died or something

 

[Deleted member 105969]

High T

 

[Deleted member 87785]

rigor mortis

 

[Vermilioncore]

rigor mortis

Yeah but he just died he cant have a stiffy that fast now cuhh

 

[Deleted member 87785]

Yeah but he just died he cant have a stiffy that fast now cuhh

mayb he got lucky with the nurse then gave up the ghost when he shot his load. and Momento mori some things refuse to stay down even after death

 

[Deleted member 24554]

I hope i die with an erection

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Slaying jbs in gandy heaven