Why’d I have to get an itchy cock?

[optimisticzoomer]

It’s not constantly itchy, but it’s itchier than it should be
And my ass
Had to bite the bullet and get a GP appointment cos what I tried didn’t work

 

[chang cypionate]

How do you know it's itchier than it should be

 

[inversions]

STD from dickriding

 

[optimisticzoomer]

How do you know it's itchier than it should be

Because for the last couple of weeks I’ve had to keep itching it

 

[italianltn]

GP appointment

The #1 sperm retention activist is british?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

The #1 sperm retention activist is british?

Ye

 

[italianltn]

Ye

How do you manage to retain when the beauty of northern english women exist?

 

[Scandi.]

It’s not constantly itchy, but it’s itchier than it should be
And my ass
Had to bite the bullet and get a GP appointment cos what I tried didn’t work

Its because you don’t wash your dick and ass.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

It’s because you don’t wash your dick and ass.

Untrue

 

[sonic55555]

ive held my seamen for 9 weeks now, easy peasy

 

[Scandi.]

Untrue

Its because you don’t wash your underwear.

 

[sonic55555]

Its because you don’t wash your underwear.

who wears underwear in 2026. do u want to kill ur balls?

 

[Scandi.]

who wears underwear in 2026. do u want to kill ur balls?

I use bamboo underwear bro haven’t you heard of the new meta?

 

[Anakin.]

How do you know it's itchier than it should be

 

[sonic55555]

I use bamboo underwear bro haven’t you heard of the new meta?

i guess thats aight

 

[jf8]

It’s not constantly itchy, but it’s itchier than it should be
And my ass
Had to bite the bullet and get a GP appointment cos what I tried didn’t work

how do you have an itchy cock

 

[optimisticzoomer]

how do you have an itchy cock

How would I know?