Why'd I pitch a tent

[Deleted member 114545]

I pulled my titty mag out from under my mattress cuz I was gonna choke the chicken and in two shakes of a lambs tale my woody pitched a tent before I could even open up my porno mag
@cromagnon @Vermilioncore

 

[Deleted member 124684]

you browse .org but look at magazines?

 

[Deleted member 114545]

you browse .org but look at magazines?

Yup I even got some european fold out ones in the glovebox of my '82 mustang

 

[Deleted member 124684]

chad

 

[Vermilioncore]

The type of dude to open the mag and the camera shows his eyes widen as he goes “oh yeahhhhh”

 

[Deleted member 114545]

The type of dude to open the mag and the camera shows his eyes widen as he goes “oh yeahhhhh”

How come I slick my thinning hair back with my hand and lick my lips when a hot chick with a fat keister in daisy dukes walks by

 

[Vermilioncore]

How come I slick my thinning hair back with my hand and lick my lips when a hot chick with a fat keister in daisy dukes walks by

“go get em tiger” ah