Why’d I steal 2 shooters of vodka

[Vermilioncore]

I was dead broke but wanted alcohol so I went to the store and shoved two bottles in my pocket and brought the other one to the self check out.

I stole them because of my card declined for the 1 bottle I was buying, I’d at least have two in my pocket. Luckily my card worked so now I got 3 lol

Time to get shitfaced and sexually harass women then bust a fat nut

Kill yourslef fag