why’d she get a purple vibrator wand

[Vermilioncore]

Why not blue or pink why purple

Is that all that was in stock?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

It's pretty girly but not as obvious as pink.

Either that or she's got some weird alien fetish

 

[The Grinch]

Oh my god I forgot to laugh sorry

 

[Vermilioncore]

Oh my god I forgot to laugh sorry

nah who said it’s funny it’s not clown colored it’s just purple

 

[vermillioncorefan]

cuz god made me purple in return for making me 6’5 and 8x6 so she imagining it’s me tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

cuz god made me purple in return for making me 6’5 and 8x6 so she imagining it’s me tbh

nah she ain’t thinking of you shrimp dick bragger fakecel forest gump wannabe piece of shit

 

[The Grinch]

nah who said it’s funny it’s not clown colored it’s just purple

It’s not clown colored but it’s written by a clown, so…

 

[vermillioncorefan]

nah she ain’t thinking of you shrimp dick bragger fakecel forest gump wannabe piece of shit

nah i wish i was forest gump but the meth made me a couple iq point too low

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s not clown colored but it’s written by a clown, so…

Nah it’s written by a sodomizer