Why’s my old fart neighbor still alive?

[Vermilioncore]

I mean he’s old as shit, has no family or loved ones and just sits there monitoring the neighborhood being an annoying nuisance calling the police for every little thing.

I mean why not just die. This isn’t your world anymore. It isn’t 1950 anymore, old fart. This is my world now. Fucking die.

 

[BPMKNO]

w (not) narcissistic take

 

[Vermilioncore]

w (not) narcissistic take

How do I slit his theoat

 

[BPMKNO]

How do I slit his theoat

Ask him to help u fix something (like a broken pipe) and lure him into secluded area.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ask him to help u fix something (like a broken pipe) and lure him into secluded area.

What if tell him to help me fix my tire and get a jack and jack the car up then drop it on his skull

 

[LancasteR]

What if tell him to help me fix my tire and get a jack and jack the car up then drop it on his skull

What‘s a jack? Jack Daniels bottle you mean or what? And what even is this thread