Wich bloat is worse (Sugar or Salt?)

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Sugar- The bloat sits in your cheeks, ruins ab definition and the bloat is on pure insulin spike so the next few days u have to limit carbs and spam diuretics, to debloat again.

Salt- The bloat is subhuman, your face looks like its eating itself and your mega swollen. But since the bloat is just sodium, as soon as u drink 2 liters of water and eat a few bananas it goes down pretty quick and your pretty much debloated again the same day.

Personally I think the sugar one is worse bc it takes the longest to debloat from

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Sugar probs also just makes you look worse overall
 
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Sugar- The bloat sits in your cheeks, ruins ab definition and the bloat is on pure insulin spike so the next few days u have to limit carbs and spam diuretics, to debloat again.

Salt- The bloat is subhuman, your face looks like its eating itself and your mega swollen. But since the bloat is just sodium, as soon as u drink 2 liters of water and eat a few bananas it goes down pretty quick and your pretty much debloated again the same day.

Personally I think the sugar one is worse bc it takes the longest to debloat from

@RealFunkyFlamingo @Glorious King @lastofus123 @slaters @Jason Voorhees
Muh dbloat muh this
Just blast dnp and forget bro
 
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Sugar
 
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SUGAR MAKES ME BLOAT LIKE LIZZO
 
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Muh bloat

Just do carnivore temporarily and cycle back
Sugar- The bloat sits in your cheeks, ruins ab definition and the bloat is on pure insulin spike so the next few days u have to limit carbs and spam diuretics, to debloat again.

Salt- The bloat is subhuman, your face looks like its eating itself and your mega swollen. But since the bloat is just sodium, as soon as u drink 2 liters of water and eat a few bananas it goes down pretty quick and your pretty much debloated again the same day.

Personally I think the sugar one is worse bc it takes the longest to debloat from

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Sugar
 
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Only subhumans debloat, Chads eat as much sugar and salt as they can and they're still lean
 
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SUGAR MAKES ME BLOAT LIKE LIZZO
Dude its horrible I rather bloat from salt bc its so easy to debloat from it, takes 2 hours max but with sugar it takes day my nigga DAYS
 
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Hot take. Bloat only descends you if you have shit bones.
 
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Hot take. Bloat only descends you if you have shit bones.
Most retarted shit I've heard all week thanks for the laugh
 
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salt
 
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Sugar- The bloat sits in your cheeks, ruins ab definition and the bloat is on pure insulin spike so the next few days u have to limit carbs and spam diuretics, to debloat again.

Salt- The bloat is subhuman, your face looks like its eating itself and your mega swollen. But since the bloat is just sodium, as soon as u drink 2 liters of water and eat a few bananas it goes down pretty quick and your pretty much debloated again the same day.

Personally I think the sugar one is worse bc it takes the longest to debloat from

@RealFunkyFlamingo @Glorious King @lastofus123 @slaters @Jason Voorhees
Are we really comparing different kind of bloats now smh?
 
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Hot take. Bloat only descends you if you have shit bones.


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Are we really comparing different kind of bloats now smh?
Each bloat has its dif effect when I eat like 10,000 mg of sodium only my face bloats for a few hours then I debloat once I drink more water and eat potassium but sugar bloats my cheeks slowely and I stay bloated no matter what I do for a few days
 
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Hot take. Bloat only descends you if you have shit bones.
It descends everyone

Unless you're hernan drago, bloat descends even the chad significantly
 
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It descends everyone

Unless you're hernan drago, bloat descends even the chad significantly
I guess i never really consume enough salt or sugar to actually bloat me. maybe it’s anecdotal.
 
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It descends everyone

Unless you're hernan drago, bloat descends even the chad significantly
harnan Drago would look horrible with bloat bc the only that that's unique Abt his face is his eyes and hollow cheeks JFL
 
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Dude its horrible I rather bloat from salt bc its so easy to debloat from it, takes 2 hours max but with sugar it takes day my nigga DAYS
NGL

MY TRIP TO DUKIN DONUTS IS STILL HAUNTING ME :feelswhy:
 
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harnan Drago would look horrible with bloat bc the only that that's unique Abt his face is his eyes and hollow cheeks JFL
His dimo is giga high so bloat wont rape him bc his archetype supports it
 
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I guess i never really consume enough salt or sugar to actually bloat me. maybe it’s anecdotal.
To acc get bloated its consuming 300+ grams of sugar and 10,000+ mg of sodium
 
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NGL

MY TRIP TO DUKIN DONUTS IS STILL HAUNTING ME :feelswhy:
Same nigga the 3 donuts and gummy bears I ate ON SATURDAY are still fucking me in the ass tdy and its a Monday JFL
 
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His dimo is giga high so bloat wont rape him bc his archetype supports it
The bloat would rape him his Ang would go from a 8 to a 6 JFL and his Dimo to from a 10 to an 8
 
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The bloat would rape him his Ang would go from a 8 to a 6 JFL and his Dimo to from a 10 to an 8
Ogres in general survive the bloat better since the biggest tank bloat would have is on angularity and dimo
 
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I need 70g to get bloated ngl
Damn wtf, low-key yeah but it goes away the next day. I personally eat 30g max of sugar a day
Ogres in general survive the bloat better since the biggest tank bloat would have is on angularity and dimo
This.
 
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Salt.

salt is toxic
 
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Damn wtf, low-key yeah but it goes away the next day. I personally eat 30g max of sugar a day

This.
WE need flared gonions and michael c hall brow ridge with better Chin projection and get leaner so we can bloat without having to worry about it raping us:forcedsmile:
 
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For me salt, depends on what you do with the caloric energy from sugar.
 
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WE need flared gonions and michael c hall brow ridge with better Chin projection and get leaner so we can bloat without having to worry about it raping us:forcedsmile:
Tbh its all Abt the fat pads. If your fat pads are hollow u wont ever bloat. Just look at Lucas Karger. He goes on bulks up 25% bf eating 5000 calories of goyslop a day and he still has an 8 Ang JFL
 
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Sugar- The bloat sits in your cheeks, ruins ab definition and the bloat is on pure insulin spike so the next few days u have to limit carbs and spam diuretics, to debloat again.

Salt- The bloat is subhuman, your face looks like its eating itself and your mega swollen. But since the bloat is just sodium, as soon as u drink 2 liters of water and eat a few bananas it goes down pretty quick and your pretty much debloated again the same day.

Personally I think the sugar one is worse bc it takes the longest to debloat from

@RealFunkyFlamingo @Glorious King @lastofus123 @slaters @Jason Voorhees
what about bloat from lack of sleep
 
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Tbh its all Abt the fat pads. If your fat pads are hollow u wont ever bloat. Just look at Lucas Karger. He goes on bulks up 25% bf eating 5000 calories of goyslop a day and he still has an 8 Ang JFL
Almost nobody has hollow fat pads, not even chads


@stacysexual has one for edample, he was like 25% bf and he looks 15

Also karger has insane bone mass, his ang is legit 9 when fully lean and debloated lol
 
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Same nigga the 3 donuts and gummy bears I ate ON SATURDAY are still fucking me in the ass tdy and its a Monday JFL
I WONDER HOW @RealFunkyFlamingo WOULD DEAL WITH THIS :feelskek:
 
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I don’t know, I’ve had my face looking puffy as fuck in the past but this whole “bloat” thing sounds like the biggest looksmaxx cope at times, at the end it’s all about your facial structure
 
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Almost nobody has hollow fat pads, not even chads


@stacysexual has one for edample, he was like 25% bf and he looks 15

Also karger has insane bone mass, his ang is legit 9 when fully lean and debloated lol
Lucas karger has hollow fat pads lol + insane bonemass like u mentioned. And yeah when he's lean He has a 9 Ang 9 Dimo 9 misc he's insane to bad his harmony is a 5
 
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Lucas karger has hollow fat pads lol + insane bonemass like u mentioned. And yeah when he's lean He has a 9 Ang 9 Dimo 9 misc he's insane to bad his harmony is a 5
Still high chadlite ig
 
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