Wife came back with some jackfruit.

[Lefty Rankin]

Can't tell you how happy I am at the moment. It's always the little surprises that create the most joy.

Gingerly humming to myself as I'm making this thread while stuffing this entire .566kg of fruit down my gullet. Can't help the humming. It's competely involuntary.

I got it all. And to think somewhere out there some poor fucker who probably cries himself to sleep every night just got done copulating with the newest addition to his sex doll collection for the sixth time today.

@DollFuka
@crypsis
@I_Hate_Foids (Join the military son)
@alurmo
@looksmaxloser

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Are you on heroine

 

[negative]

wow only 2 dollars, for all that fruit

 

[filthycurrycel]

Lucky guy

 

[lurking00214]

Are you real

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Are you on heroine

Hell no. I like to go fast, not nod off and get all weepy. I just woke from a four hour nap after not sleeping for 5 days.

 

[DrRodger]

Whats up with the needle there bud you shootin up or what

 

[negative]

Whats up with the needle there bud you shootin up or what

yeah thats what im wondering

 

[negative]

you live in america?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Lucky guy

Luck ain't got nothing to do with where I've been, anything I've got, or where I'm going. But I have been rather lucky than not.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Whats up with the needke there bud you shootin up or what

yeah thats what im wondering

There's some evidence that suggests I might have been doing something like that.

What can I say my memory's shot. I've not slept in 5 days aside from the four hour nap I just woke from a few hours ago.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

you live in america?

No, my wife got citizenship so we're back in the real world now. Had to stay back in America for three years for her to get it, and another two cause of some unexpected shit I had to deal with which turned out to be a waste of time, but living in that shit hole is behind us.

 

[negative]

No, my wife got citizenship so we're back in the real world now. Had to stay back in America for three years for her to get it, and another two cause of some unexpected shit I had to deal with which turned out to be a waste of time, but living in that shit hole is behind us.

oh, i was shocked because all that fruit for 2 dollars seems to good to be true

 

[Lefty Rankin]

allas shocked because all that fruit for 2 dollars seems to good to be true

I could go on and on about why I'd rather live in a 3rd world country than USA regardless of how wealthy or poor I might happen to be but I haven't got all day. Actually I do have all day, lol

 

[Andremln]

Can you show me a picture of your wife?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Can you show me a picture of your wife?

I'm not gonna tie them to this particular thread. Ask me somewhere eles like on my userpage or something and I'll show you.