Will foids think I'm gay for buying vaseline?

[SchizoAutism]

I need it to grow my eyelashes but idk what the alwaysly hot young cashier will think of me.

I live in a small town and I can't afford to ruin my reputation like that.

 

[Gonthar]

Just tell her you're using it for fighting: "Got a big fight tonight...This stuff is amazing for preventing cuts, I like vaseline, it's nice...".

 

[juste]

you look like your pfp?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Dont be dumb bro. Also how does vaseline grow eyelashes?

 

[SchizoAutism]

you look like your pfp?

I did when I made my account but I got a trendy haircut since then, and I'm half his age.

 

[juste]

I did when I made my account but I got a trendy haircut since then, and I'm half his age.

you are a subhuman so

 

[SchizoAutism]

you are a subhuman so

I know, but idk what to fix about it, it's too over.