Will I be able to ascend and be forever young by going thousands into debt and becoming a deadbeat father like LTG

[plutonium_]

How can I reach a level of minimal cortisol like LTG, do I need to have a child so I can abandon it and rack up thousands in child support to reach the fountain of youth, or is it just all the polyester that is preserving him

 

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[plutonium_]

bump as I need this answered to achieve eternal youth and be blessed by Gandy