Wish I didn’t have to shit

[Vermilioncore]

Shitting is a hassle. I wish people were able to eat and eat and eat without ever having to shit in their entire lives. Pissing is easy and not complicated but shitting is a long process that involves having to sit down, shit for a few minutes, wipe your ass, etc. Plus sometimes you end up diarrhea or constipated too.

ive always had stomach issues and I have a fear of accidentally shitting myself on long car journeys or in the middle of a shift at work

 

[stuckneworleans]

Have a good diet and it will be effortless

 

[Vermilioncore]

Have a good diet and it will be effortless

Working on that tbh

 

[Deleted member 6400]

Brutal [Shitpill]

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Same

 

[fukmylyf]

wat the shit bro

 

[Deleted member 275]

Nothing better than being paid to shit when you're a wagecuck. Best way to pass the time. I would never shit at home at all when you can shit at your workplace

 

[Deleted member 4209]

i went 10 days without one recently

no idea how but just didnt need one at all.

 

[fukmylyf]

shitting is a very enjoyable experience. Especially when ur constipated and it goes back in. Although the wiping can be pretty annoying so it's best to skip that part

 

[Deleted member 275]

No need to wipe when you have a japanese toilet:

Tell your boss to buy this at the office or walk around smelling like poop

 

[Vermilioncore]

i went 10 days without one recently

no idea how but just didnt need one at all.

When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Listen to this while shitting and all's gonna be fine:

 

[Deleted member 4209]

When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.

i think i lasted similarly long once but when i was anorexic and literally dry fasting for months straight.

 

[Vermilioncore]

i think i lasted similarly long once but when i was anorexic and literally dry fasting for months straight.

At least that’s reasonable. I was eating so much and my belly was getting huge with shit so my mom gasped and asked me “when’s the last time you shit?” Becuase she knew I had shitting issues. I cried and had to force the big shit out of my ass which was so hard and big

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Never had diarrhoea once in my life

over for subhuman digestive systems

 

[Selfahate]

Atleast u have a toilet to shit in bro

 

[Ritalincell]

At least that’s reasonable. I was eating so much and my belly was getting huge with shit so my mom gasped and asked me “when’s the last time you shit?” Becuase she knew I had shitting issues. I cried and had to force the big shit out of my ass which was so hard and big

Holds me XD also shits me hard

 

[Deleted member 8576]

That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands

With your bare hands or are you covering them with toilet paper? This is very unsettling.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Nothing better than being paid to shit when you're a wagecuck. Best way to pass the time. I would never shit at home at all when you can shit at your workplace

They don't let you tho. When I worked for a fast food restaurant chain, as a wagecuck, I could barely have 2 minutes to shit like a normal person. Fucking assholes

 

[Vermilioncore]

With your bare hands or are you covering them with toilet paper? This is very unsettling.

With my barehand. The smell lingers for awhile too

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Shits me tbh

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

With my barehand. The smell lingers for awhile too

 

[Deleted member 3020]

I thought I had issues until I read this thread

 

[Vermilioncore]

With my barehand. The smell lingers for awhile too

But it’s my own shit so it’s not sickening to me. I got used to it. And I only smush it with my hands when it’s really big and won’t flush. Otherwise I just flush it normally. It’s more embarrassing to clog a toilet than to have to take the chance of smushing you’re own shit and smelling a bit

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

Urban Dictionary: Chocolate Charlie

Chocolate Charlie: [The act] of [jacking off] with ones own shit. I stress that you use [your own] shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Ritalincel]

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[JizzFarmer]

This is a Vermilioncore-tier thread

I'd be able to guess that USER: Vermilioncore made this thread if the names were hidden​

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Buy a shit bucket to take with you

 

[Ritalincel]

https://looksmax.org/posts/2973186/reactions

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 6305]

When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.

If only Freud could see this ...