Wish I didn’t have to shit

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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Shitting is a hassle. I wish people were able to eat and eat and eat without ever having to shit in their entire lives. Pissing is easy and not complicated but shitting is a long process that involves having to sit down, shit for a few minutes, wipe your ass, etc. Plus sometimes you end up diarrhea or constipated too.

ive always had stomach issues and I have a fear of accidentally shitting myself on long car journeys or in the middle of a shift at work
 
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Have a good diet and it will be effortless
 
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Brutal [Shitpill]
 
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Same
 
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wat the shit bro
 
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Nothing better than being paid to shit when you're a wagecuck. Best way to pass the time. I would never shit at home at all when you can shit at your workplace
 
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i went 10 days without one recently

no idea how but just didnt need one at all.
 
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shitting is a very enjoyable experience. Especially when ur constipated and it goes back in. Although the wiping can be pretty annoying so it's best to skip that part
 
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No need to wipe when you have a japanese toilet:

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Tell your boss to buy this at the office or walk around smelling like poop
 
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i went 10 days without one recently

no idea how but just didnt need one at all.
When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.
 
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Listen to this while shitting and all's gonna be fine:
 
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When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.
i think i lasted similarly long once but when i was anorexic and literally dry fasting for months straight.
 
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i think i lasted similarly long once but when i was anorexic and literally dry fasting for months straight.
At least that’s reasonable. I was eating so much and my belly was getting huge with shit so my mom gasped and asked me “when’s the last time you shit?” Becuase she knew I had shitting issues. I cried and had to force the big shit out of my ass which was so hard and big
 
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Never had diarrhoea once in my life

over for subhuman digestive systems
 
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Atleast u have a toilet to shit in bro
 
At least that’s reasonable. I was eating so much and my belly was getting huge with shit so my mom gasped and asked me “when’s the last time you shit?” Becuase she knew I had shitting issues. I cried and had to force the big shit out of my ass which was so hard and big
Holds me XD also shits me hard
 
That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands
With your bare hands or are you covering them with toilet paper? This is very unsettling.
 
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Nothing better than being paid to shit when you're a wagecuck. Best way to pass the time. I would never shit at home at all when you can shit at your workplace
They don't let you tho. When I worked for a fast food restaurant chain, as a wagecuck, I could barely have 2 minutes to shit like a normal person. Fucking assholes
 
With your bare hands or are you covering them with toilet paper? This is very unsettling.
With my barehand. The smell lingers for awhile too
 
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Shits me tbh
 
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I thought I had issues until I read this thread :feelskek:
 
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With my barehand. The smell lingers for awhile too
But it’s my own shit so it’s not sickening to me. I got used to it. And I only smush it with my hands when it’s really big and won’t flush. Otherwise I just flush it normally. It’s more embarrassing to clog a toilet than to have to take the chance of smushing you’re own shit and smelling a bit
 
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This is a Vermilioncore-tier thread

I'd be able to guess that USER: Vermilioncore made this thread if the names were hidden
 
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Buy a shit bucket to take with you
 
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When I was a kid I went 28 days without shitting. I had an intense fear of shitting and held it for as long as I could. So whenever I did shit, I clogged the toilet. That’s why nowadays whenever I take a big shit I smush the shit up a bit with my hands so I don’t clog the toilet. I’m being dead serious when I say this too.
If only Freud could see this ...
 

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