Wish I was a pro athlete

[Deleted member 20399]

Imagine your life’s purpose being running forward and scoring points. Then you retire rich and just do whatever the fuck you want.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I have insane stamina

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Catching balls in your face and wrestling with big sweaty men

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Catching balls in your face and wrestling with big sweaty men

Ideal

 

[ReinhardRacist]

Jfl at your dreams nigga

 

[Deleted member 23115]

I have insane stamina

Body twins????

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Body twins????

Nahh im not your twin fuckoff garden gnomeaaaah motherfucker

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Nahh im not your twin fuckoff garden gnomeaaaah motherfucker

Arent u 5’9 im not actually 5’6

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Arent u 5’9 im not actually 5’6

No im 5'10.5 get that right mate

 

[Deleted member 23115]

No im 5'10.5 get that right mate

Arent u 19-20 how did u grow

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Catching balls in your face and wrestling with big sweaty men

Turns out OP already is a pro

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Arent u 19-20 how did u grow

Idk mate I started drinking lots of milk n became a fatass now im trying to lose it + iwas doing jumping exercice

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Idk mate I started drinking lots of milk n became a fatass now im trying to lose it + iwas doing jumping exercice

how fat? bf%?

 

[DarkLoner94]

i always had piss poor athleticism combined with piss poor coordination it ain't easy.