witnessed a brutal roast in a bar this week

[alpha_provider]

a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me

 

[Deleted member 44730]

"manspreading" = a guy sitting with open legs
"womanspreading" = a fucking slut that spreads her legs for everyone

 

[Jase]

a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me

His ancestors fought in wars and choked in their own blood on the battlefield just for him to end his bloodline because of the funny vertical number.

 

[Deleted member 25710]

 

[BootySniffer69]

a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me

 

[alpha_provider]

obviously this never happened

 

[Lefty Rankin]

a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me

When she said the word "manspreading" you should have went over to her table and smashed a bottle over her face (nose first).

 

[Deleted member 25705]

I'd start sucking on her toes

 

[Deleted member 17578]

I'd start sucking on her toes

Stacy toes

 

[EdouardManlet]

I don't understand this gif

 

[datboijj]

I don't understand this gif

he was giving her legs less space by opening his legs
so she put her leg up and opens her legs for more space