Fartmaxxing
Flying Too Close to The Sun
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Wizz helped me lose my virginity during the spring at 15. Within 3 days of downloading I had a MTB girl willing to drive to a random club I had a membership to fuck me, I didn't even instigate it too lol. The app is overall full of trailer park trash girls with no morals down for pretty much anything. If I didn't stop after the 4 "slays" to find higher-quality relationships, I could have FUCKED more wayyy more mid girls easily. There is no excuse to be a virgin in 2024 and that reigns true even for teencels, so I would suggest giving apps like wizz or yubo a shot. You won't meet anyone of high quality but you could easily arrange a hookup or something.
- You can fraud pics if u want (I didn't do this), its not like their going to not fuck u if u look a bit different (they have lower standards than u think tbh)
- Put a song in ur profile that appeals to a certain "demographic" of girls (mentally ill punk/edm songs or something)
- You might not want to do something with a girl from ur school
- aim for girls below looks level
- If she gives u multiple innuendos throughout the convo ur pretty much good to go, so just play into it and eventually suggest meeting up (just make it somewhat clear u wanna fuck)
- Places to FUCK from Worst to Best: Rooftop, Park, Forest, Mall, Car (House is high risk high reward tbh)
- order L-Thealine + Awshwagana and take 600mg and 1000mg respectively (thank me later)
- watch the hamza sex guide
- the best age to do this is 15/16 so if don't have access to a car I would suggest telling larping to ur parents that u are hanging out w friends (over for 80% of .org)
- (for the retards) I really shouldn't have to say this but make sure who u are talking to is actually who they say they are not some fucking 40 year old luring you, I don't even think this is something that can realistically happen buts it best to be safe.
- Don't be too much of a FAGGOT have some semblance of human dignity, once u do the deed don't automatically try to rush to leave afterwards, just chill and talk to her yk. Dont forget to tell them u had a good time and check if they made it home safely
- don't immediately ghost them afterwards, just send them one or two messages a day and then slowly stop responding
- stop after ur 4th or 3rd slay (trust me on this one ur mentality and veiw will become somewhat fucked)
- Put a song in ur profile that appeals to a certain "demographic" of girls (mentally ill punk/edm songs or something)
- You might not want to do something with a girl from ur school
- aim for girls below looks level
- If she gives u multiple innuendos throughout the convo ur pretty much good to go, so just play into it and eventually suggest meeting up (just make it somewhat clear u wanna fuck)
- Places to FUCK from Worst to Best: Rooftop, Park, Forest, Mall, Car (House is high risk high reward tbh)
- order L-Thealine + Awshwagana and take 600mg and 1000mg respectively (thank me later)
- watch the hamza sex guide
- the best age to do this is 15/16 so if don't have access to a car I would suggest telling larping to ur parents that u are hanging out w friends (over for 80% of .org)
- (for the retards) I really shouldn't have to say this but make sure who u are talking to is actually who they say they are not some fucking 40 year old luring you, I don't even think this is something that can realistically happen buts it best to be safe.
- Don't be too much of a FAGGOT have some semblance of human dignity, once u do the deed don't automatically try to rush to leave afterwards, just chill and talk to her yk. Dont forget to tell them u had a good time and check if they made it home safely
- don't immediately ghost them afterwards, just send them one or two messages a day and then slowly stop responding
- stop after ur 4th or 3rd slay (trust me on this one ur mentality and veiw will become somewhat fucked)