Woke up with morning wood + took a shit

[Growth Plate]

Morning wood because it's illegal for me to fap at home now because my sister keeps trying to make me admit I do it so I haven't fapped in days

Took a shit this morning because I ate around 3000 calories yesterday, which is nothing - I know. I ate much more than this before. I wasn't constipated like usual though.

Mogs

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Did you dip your morning wood in the shit?

 

[Growth Plate]

Did you dip your morning wood in the shit?

Luckily my dick isn't that long but if I get hard my dick would touch the part of the toilet in front of me

 

[Deleted member 19157]

why does ur sister care if ur jerking off? she wants to fuk u bro