Wolverine is canonically 5'3

[iblamechico]

This nigga should genuinely be the superman for manlets and yet they casted hugh jackman 6 foot 2 ass to take on the role. They knew if they casted an actual 5'3 dude as the badass hairy masculine superhero the character wouldn't be as cool and would just look like a freak show JFL. Brutalll.


That's why he's so angry and grumpy all the time, the guy's a fucking mutant midget.

 

[iblamechico]

imagine kevin hart as a badass superhero lmaoo

 

[Jgns]

holy fuck the fact that they deliberately chose not to go with a 5'3 guy even tho its his actual PURE cannon is so fucking brutal

 

[walee]

This nigga should genuinely be the superman for manlets and yet they casted hugh jackman 6 foot 2 ass to take on the role. They knew if they casted an actual 5'3 dude as the badass hairy masculine superhero the character wouldn't be as cool and would just look like a freak show JFL. Brutalll.


That's why he's so angry and grumpy all the time, the guy's a fucking mutant midget.

in some comics hes 5 1

 

[iblamechico]

the biggest tell that the story is fiction is not that he has adamantium skeleton or retractable claws. It's the fact that he is 5'3 and somehow get hella bitches. Dude cucked Cyclops by getting with his girl and Cyclops is like 6'2. It's pure manlet fantasy. Shit's kinda pissing me off.


@ltnbrownacnecel

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

the biggest tell that the story is fiction is not that he has adamantium skeleton or retractable claws. It's the fact that he is 5'3 and somehow get hella bitches. Dude cucked Cyclops by getting with his girl and Cyclops is like 6'2. It's pure manlet fantasy. Shit's kinda pissing me off.


@ltnbrownacnecel

It's cuz he's chad

 

[iblamechico]

It's cuz he's chad
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Imagine a 5'3 nigga with those long ass sideburns and the heihachi haircut, smelling like piss, sweat, and cigar taking your girl.

If I was Cyclops I'd take off my visor and blast this midget troglodyte straight to the fucking sun.

 

[Informationcapitali]

Imagine a 5'3 nigga with those long ass sideburns and the heihachi haircut, smelling like piss, sweat, and cigar taking your girl.

If I was Cyclops I'd take off my visor and blast this midget troglodyte straight to the fucking sun.

Jfl