Women are like CARS

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Women are like cars.

If you buy a new flashy car like a BMW. Driving it will be fun, but you have to constantly pay close attention to it so it doesn't break down.

Similarly, if you have a stacy foid like a BMW to a car you need to constantly watch it and maintain it. There will be a ton of fun with the hot foid, normies will be jealous of you, you might have kids that inherit the good genes, but there is lot of maintenance along with it.

However, if you buy a used BMW that has had multiple owners, then it'll come with a ton of problems - oil issues, electrical malfunctions and other bullshit that costs more to repair than the car itself. It'll consume you and suck your wallet dry. A hot foid with a ton of partners will suck you dry financially and emotionally so much so it's better to stay volcel than be with one.

What about Beckies?

If you lock in early, buy a reliable Toyota fresh it might not be fun driving it like a BMW. Beckies aren't fun to look at, they might not give you tall kids but the maintenance isn't as much as a BMW, they simply get the job done.

However, if a Toyota has had shit previous owners or too many owners even its reliability will start to wane and you will inherit those problems too. Doesn't matter if the foid is a becky, her treatment will be like if she was some ran through stacy.

Finally, UGGOS + UNRELIABLE cars

The worst of the worst cars that people stay away from unless you're down BAD, there are some brands out there that people only buy because the used car market sells them for so cheap and you need a car badly due to life circumstances. Either juggernaut law or you have to dumpster dive so low because you got no money (no SMV) and you need to get to work somehow is when you use this car
 
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water ngl, still repped for effort :)❤️
 
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Women are like cars.

If you buy a new flashy car like a BMW. Driving it will be fun, but you have to constantly pay close attention to it so it doesn't break down.

Similarly, if you have a stacy foid like a BMW to a car you need to constantly watch it and maintain it. There will be a ton of fun with the hot foid, normies will be jealous of you, you might have kids that inherit the good genes, but there is lot of maintenance along with it.

However, if you buy a used BMW that has had multiple owners, then it'll come with a ton of problems - oil issues, electrical malfunctions and other bullshit that costs more to repair than the car itself. It'll consume you and suck your wallet dry. A hot foid with a ton of partners will suck you dry financially and emotionally so much so it's better to stay volcel than be with one.

What about Beckies?

If you lock in early, buy a reliable Toyota fresh it might not be fun driving it like a BMW. Beckies aren't fun to look at, they might not give you tall kids but the maintenance isn't as much as a BMW, they simply get the job done.

However, if a Toyota has had shit previous owners or too many owners even its reliability will start to wane and you will inherit those problems too. Doesn't matter if the foid is a becky, her treatment will be like if she was some ran through stacy.

Finally, UGGOS + UNRELIABLE cars

The worst of the worst cars that people stay away from unless you're down BAD, there are some brands out there that people only buy because the used car market sells them for so cheap and you need a car badly due to life circumstances. Either juggernaut law or you have to dumpster dive so low because you got no money (no SMV) and you need to get to work somehow is when you use this car
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Women are like cars.

If you buy a new flashy car like a BMW. Driving it will be fun, but you have to constantly pay close attention to it so it doesn't break down.

Similarly, if you have a stacy foid like a BMW to a car you need to constantly watch it and maintain it. There will be a ton of fun with the hot foid, normies will be jealous of you, you might have kids that inherit the good genes, but there is lot of maintenance along with it.

However, if you buy a used BMW that has had multiple owners, then it'll come with a ton of problems - oil issues, electrical malfunctions and other bullshit that costs more to repair than the car itself. It'll consume you and suck your wallet dry. A hot foid with a ton of partners will suck you dry financially and emotionally so much so it's better to stay volcel than be with one.

What about Beckies?

If you lock in early, buy a reliable Toyota fresh it might not be fun driving it like a BMW. Beckies aren't fun to look at, they might not give you tall kids but the maintenance isn't as much as a BMW, they simply get the job done.

However, if a Toyota has had shit previous owners or too many owners even its reliability will start to wane and you will inherit those problems too. Doesn't matter if the foid is a becky, her treatment will be like if she was some ran through stacy.

Finally, UGGOS + UNRELIABLE cars

The worst of the worst cars that people stay away from unless you're down BAD, there are some brands out there that people only buy because the used car market sells them for so cheap and you need a car badly due to life circumstances. Either juggernaut law or you have to dumpster dive so low because you got no money (no SMV) and you need to get to work somehow is when you use this car
Water, still good examples.
Nice post
 
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no they are more like cats in a sense where the more you chase them the more they run away
 
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ur oneitis is like that ur first car, a lexus that u got for cheap steal price from facebook marketplace, it's not much but it's ur first love and will always have a special place in ur heart
 
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Basically how I think. I’ve always used the analogy that we want virgin girls instead of ran thru hoes because of course someone would rather a nice shiny new car than the old beat up one with a bunch of miles on it
 
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nigga you are the goat, take my rep
 
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Actually a really based analogy and gave me a chuckle to hear since I'm a bit of a car enthusiast. I have a car that's older than many users here and it's kinda like a woman with a low body count, not a full virgin, but not a used up whore either. I was pushing it hard on the highway and was cruising 95mph for a bit a few weeks ago. Not the exciting muscle car of my dreams I'm gonna eventually get hopefully but it gets the job done and can still give you a little fun when you want it to
 
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Water
 
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