Women don’t care about age if your chad

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For context I am 17 HHTN and the women in this story is 22 Dutch HTB

last night I stayed in Berlin at a hostel booked through a community hostel app, which had a chat section for group discussion (one that was hosted specific and one city wide backpacker network). I joined an instagram group of folks going out to grab drinks in the evening and shortly after I receive a DM from a girl in the group asking what my plans were tonight. For context my instagram isn’t super aesthetic I just have some highlights of my face and gym pictures (6’0 HHTN Gymcel). We begin a convo and she almost immediately asks to not go with the group and just grab drinks by the riverside together to which I agree. I take a lime bike down to the meeting spot and grab a few beers from a Späti, she walks up to me as I’m messaging her and we walk down to a river to have drinks. I’m barely showing any interest and she is constantly flirting during our convo, we discuss academics and university (which I lie about as there’s still one year until I attend) but I get away with it and knowledge larp engineering (having a 147 iq seems to help when making up these extravagant lies to foids). After she orders an uber back to her hostel to change into something slutty so we can try and go to kitkat club, once she comes back she finds me and we queue up but get denied probably cause I was wearing jeans and not dressed like a faggot, we then move to a different club called Tresor next door and dance in there for a while, at this point we’re both pretty sober. At about 3 am we leave the club and I tell her I’m going home to my hostel and she grabs me says she wants to come with and she’ll even pay the 30€ uber back to the hostel. I agree and we get back to the room of 4 beds 2 double bunks, with no curtains to give us privacy and the other guys in the room are obviously not asleep even tho the lights are off, she goes to the toilet and I tell the other guys in the room to just be quiet and pretend to sleep so I can slay. She comes out of the bathroom and comes into bed and we go at it for a couple of hours as quiet as possible until about 6 am. She then falls asleep and when we wake up at about 11am the other guys are still asleep so I tell her to leave and I walk her to her bus station.

Moral of the story is you can look young like 16-18 and still slay model foids if your HTN+.
More stories soon as I continue my travels
 
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Tales from Mumbai with a twist.
 
Water is wet
 
For context I am 17 HHTN and the women in this story is 22 Dutch HTB

last night I stayed in Berlin at a hostel booked through a community hostel app, which had a chat section for group discussion (one that was hosted specific and one city wide backpacker network). I joined an instagram group of folks going out to grab drinks in the evening and shortly after I receive a DM from a girl in the group asking what my plans were tonight. For context my instagram isn’t super aesthetic I just have some highlights of my face and gym pictures (6’0 HHTN Gymcel). We begin a convo and she almost immediately asks to not go with the group and just grab drinks by the riverside together to which I agree. I take a lime bike down to the meeting spot and grab a few beers from a Späti, she walks up to me as I’m messaging her and we walk down to a river to have drinks. I’m barely showing any interest and she is constantly flirting during our convo, we discuss academics and university (which I lie about as there’s still one year until I attend) but I get away with it and knowledge larp engineering (having a 147 iq seems to help when making up these extravagant lies to foids). After she orders an uber back to her hostel to change into something slutty so we can try and go to kitkat club, once she comes back she finds me and we queue up but get denied probably cause I was wearing jeans and not dressed like a faggot, we then move to a different club called Tresor next door and dance in there for a while, at this point we’re both pretty sober. At about 3 am we leave the club and I tell her I’m going home to my hostel and she grabs me says she wants to come with and she’ll even pay the 30€ uber back to the hostel. I agree and we get back to the room of 4 beds 2 double bunks, with no curtains to give us privacy and the other guys in the room are obviously not asleep even tho the lights are off, she goes to the toilet and I tell the other guys in the room to just be quiet and pretend to sleep so I can slay. She comes out of the bathroom and comes into bed and we go at it for a couple of hours as quiet as possible until about 6 am. She then falls asleep and when we wake up at about 11am the other guys are still asleep so I tell her to leave and I walk her to her bus station.

Moral of the story is you can look young like 16-18 and still slay model foids if your HTN+.
More stories soon as I continue my travels
dnr but nice effort
 
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For context I am 17 HHTN and the women in this story is 22 Dutch HTB

last night I stayed in Berlin at a hostel booked through a community hostel app, which had a chat section for group discussion (one that was hosted specific and one city wide backpacker network). I joined an instagram group of folks going out to grab drinks in the evening and shortly after I receive a DM from a girl in the group asking what my plans were tonight. For context my instagram isn’t super aesthetic I just have some highlights of my face and gym pictures (6’0 HHTN Gymcel). We begin a convo and she almost immediately asks to not go with the group and just grab drinks by the riverside together to which I agree. I take a lime bike down to the meeting spot and grab a few beers from a Späti, she walks up to me as I’m messaging her and we walk down to a river to have drinks. I’m barely showing any interest and she is constantly flirting during our convo, we discuss academics and university (which I lie about as there’s still one year until I attend) but I get away with it and knowledge larp engineering (having a 147 iq seems to help when making up these extravagant lies to foids). After she orders an uber back to her hostel to change into something slutty so we can try and go to kitkat club, once she comes back she finds me and we queue up but get denied probably cause I was wearing jeans and not dressed like a faggot, we then move to a different club called Tresor next door and dance in there for a while, at this point we’re both pretty sober. At about 3 am we leave the club and I tell her I’m going home to my hostel and she grabs me says she wants to come with and she’ll even pay the 30€ uber back to the hostel. I agree and we get back to the room of 4 beds 2 double bunks, with no curtains to give us privacy and the other guys in the room are obviously not asleep even tho the lights are off, she goes to the toilet and I tell the other guys in the room to just be quiet and pretend to sleep so I can slay. She comes out of the bathroom and comes into bed and we go at it for a couple of hours as quiet as possible until about 6 am. She then falls asleep and when we wake up at about 11am the other guys are still asleep so I tell her to leave and I walk her to her bus station.

Moral of the story is you can look young like 16-18 and still slay model foids if your HTN+.
More stories soon as I continue my travels
there's no way this is your first post on here :ROFLMAO:
 
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Every decade a new generation of 18 yr olds do the euro trip thing and slay the new generation of sluts hanging and traveling around. Then they get old in the face and told fuck off old creepy man. Then you look under you and boom there's a new crop of 18s doing the exact same shit, at the exact same places. It just goes and goes.....

I suppose the club owners are the real chads in all this, just sitting back and watching history repeat itself over the decades
 
For context I am 17 HHTN and the women in this story is 22 Dutch HTB

last night I stayed in Berlin at a hostel booked through a community hostel app, which had a chat section for group discussion (one that was hosted specific and one city wide backpacker network). I joined an instagram group of folks going out to grab drinks in the evening and shortly after I receive a DM from a girl in the group asking what my plans were tonight. For context my instagram isn’t super aesthetic I just have some highlights of my face and gym pictures (6’0 HHTN Gymcel). We begin a convo and she almost immediately asks to not go with the group and just grab drinks by the riverside together to which I agree. I take a lime bike down to the meeting spot and grab a few beers from a Späti, she walks up to me as I’m messaging her and we walk down to a river to have drinks. I’m barely showing any interest and she is constantly flirting during our convo, we discuss academics and university (which I lie about as there’s still one year until I attend) but I get away with it and knowledge larp engineering (having a 147 iq seems to help when making up these extravagant lies to foids). After she orders an uber back to her hostel to change into something slutty so we can try and go to kitkat club, once she comes back she finds me and we queue up but get denied probably cause I was wearing jeans and not dressed like a faggot, we then move to a different club called Tresor next door and dance in there for a while, at this point we’re both pretty sober. At about 3 am we leave the club and I tell her I’m going home to my hostel and she grabs me says she wants to come with and she’ll even pay the 30€ uber back to the hostel. I agree and we get back to the room of 4 beds 2 double bunks, with no curtains to give us privacy and the other guys in the room are obviously not asleep even tho the lights are off, she goes to the toilet and I tell the other guys in the room to just be quiet and pretend to sleep so I can slay. She comes out of the bathroom and comes into bed and we go at it for a couple of hours as quiet as possible until about 6 am. She then falls asleep and when we wake up at about 11am the other guys are still asleep so I tell her to leave and I walk her to her bus station.

Moral of the story is you can look young like 16-18 and still slay model foids if your HTN+.
More stories soon as I continue my travels
prob the realest thread ive seen yet
 
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