women don’t like anything average

[vermillioncorefan]

you buy them an average ring they call it cheap,

you have an average cock they call it tiny,

you have an average height they call you a midget,

you go to an average restaurant they call you broke,

you have an average body they call you fat

you lift an average amount of weight they call you weak

meanwhile these bitches are all miles below average and belong in a swamp

 

[imabetanumale]

you buy them an average ring they call it cheap,

you have an average cock they call it tiny,

you have an average height they call you a midget,

you go to an average restaurant they call you broke,

you have an average body they call you fat

you lift an average amount of weight they call you weak

meanwhile these bitches are all miles below average and belong in a swamp

because of their narcissim