Women have always been the joggest liers

betrayed by 5‘8

betrayed by 5‘8

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You wake up in prison. The wall are red brick. Your head hurts like u got skullfucked by a wild pack of niggers. AAAAH.
You pull yourself up and look out the window. It smells salty like ur moms asshole. There is no sun outside but its still kind of bright, an even, blueish light. You try to catch a glimpse of the sky outside but it looks like ice? Wait are you under the icecaps in a secret base GASP! :feelsgiga::feelsgiga::feelsgiga::feelsgiga:
Fleet command needs to know about this! This planet is swarming with dangerous twinks holy camoly!

Something burps behind you. You slowly turn around expecting the worst. Oh no no no on!
its an old man, naked, what the fuck, he gets up.
"munch?" he whispers
"munch munch"

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You squint. You could lie and say you have nothing.
But you also have your ultimate combat ration emergency pack DEEP in your asshole, burried, for special occasions like aunt Maes birthday. :feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:

 
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