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Think of the worst night ever, and now compare it to this monstrosity I'm about to tell you.
The girl that I'm talking to asks if we can go to the cinema instead of just having sex at hers. I reluctantly agree to go and watch the new 'Marty Supreme', which I'm sure I would've really enjoyed if she wasn't trying to talk to me through the full movie. So we exit the cinema as I get a message from my friends telling me they're going out. I already agreed to go back to hers, and I was already on her bad side because I ditched her last week, so I couldn't do it again. So i miss out on what was a great night for my friends.
My broke ass then pays for parking after spending £15 in the cinema. I then get in my car, reverse and completely fucking obliterate my passenger-side back wheel arch and leave a massive fucking dent in my back seat door.
So I drive away, and she's sat in my car saying how bad she feels for me, like I care, and 'Don't you worry.' IT GETS WORSE.
We arrive at her house, and I'm so annoyed. She then says we should order food, so I agree. She said that she would buy it because she felt so bad, but like a fucking mong, I opened MY Just Eat. We ordered it (another £20), and it was disgusting, and she didn't send me the money for it like she said she would, but I didn't want to ask because I realise how much of a broke bum you must be to beg for food money.
After all of this, I'm sure you're wondering how it could get worse.
Well, I managed to go soft during fucking sex.
That's right. As soon as I got in, she started asking questions about my family because my sister heard me and her fucking. So I pulled out and said, 'Not the time,' and I went soft. She then sat there AND GOT IN A FUCKING MOOD WITH ME because I mentioned how I went soft in sex before and how embarrassing it is.
Genuinely the most cancerous Friday night of my life.
The girl that I'm talking to asks if we can go to the cinema instead of just having sex at hers. I reluctantly agree to go and watch the new 'Marty Supreme', which I'm sure I would've really enjoyed if she wasn't trying to talk to me through the full movie. So we exit the cinema as I get a message from my friends telling me they're going out. I already agreed to go back to hers, and I was already on her bad side because I ditched her last week, so I couldn't do it again. So i miss out on what was a great night for my friends.
My broke ass then pays for parking after spending £15 in the cinema. I then get in my car, reverse and completely fucking obliterate my passenger-side back wheel arch and leave a massive fucking dent in my back seat door.
So I drive away, and she's sat in my car saying how bad she feels for me, like I care, and 'Don't you worry.' IT GETS WORSE.
We arrive at her house, and I'm so annoyed. She then says we should order food, so I agree. She said that she would buy it because she felt so bad, but like a fucking mong, I opened MY Just Eat. We ordered it (another £20), and it was disgusting, and she didn't send me the money for it like she said she would, but I didn't want to ask because I realise how much of a broke bum you must be to beg for food money.
After all of this, I'm sure you're wondering how it could get worse.
Well, I managed to go soft during fucking sex.
That's right. As soon as I got in, she started asking questions about my family because my sister heard me and her fucking. So I pulled out and said, 'Not the time,' and I went soft. She then sat there AND GOT IN A FUCKING MOOD WITH ME because I mentioned how I went soft in sex before and how embarrassing it is.
Genuinely the most cancerous Friday night of my life.
