worst part of every date with a woman is the part where

[Deleted member 18582]

i tell them im gay

i can usually hold this off until the second date, so i can at least get the first dinner free

@vanillaicecream

 

[Deleted member 21182]

If I was a gay 8psl gigachad I’d do this for fun

delude a woman for weeks then all the sudden show up with my model boyfriend and say oops u made me realize I liked men

 

[slayer69]

do u tell them that before u tell them how u jerk off to gustav klimt's paintings and reason that to being gay

or do u tell them u r gay first so that u can describe an activity (jerking off to klimt's paintings) that a gay person would do

 

[Deleted member 2100]

If I was a gay 8psl gigachad I’d do this for fun

delude a woman for weeks then all the sudden show up with my model boyfriend and say oops u made me realize I liked men

You can do this already tbh

 

[juste]

worst part of every date with a woman is the part where​

you smell her feet and farts

 

[Deleted member 18582]

do u tell them that before u tell them how u jerk off to gustav klimt's paintings and reason that to being gay

or do u tell them u r gay first so that u can describe an activity (jerking off to klimt's paintings) that a gay person would do

i usually don't tell them at all that i jerk off to gustav klimt's paintings

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You can do this already tbh

No cause I’m not attractive enough for her to really care

 

[Deleted member 26116]

I thought this forum didn't allow homosexuals?

 

[Deleted member 18582]

No cause I’m not attractive enough for her to really care

pretend like you think she cares a lot more than she does (not in a predictable scripted "male manipulator" kind of way), but insinuate this very subtly, and it will make her especially mad

 

[Deleted member 18582]

I thought this forum didn't allow homosexuals?

it doesn't, and you don't know i'm one, so move on

 

[Deleted member 18879]

cant relate

 

[Deleted member 29167]

If I was a gay 8psl gigachad I’d do this for fun

delude a woman for weeks then all the sudden show up with my model boyfriend and say oops u made me realize I liked men

holy shit this is most genius thing ever

the womens ego would NEVER recover