Worst thing ab car sex

[FastBananaCEO]

the girl will squirt all over ur car seats and I am poorcel without leather in my shitty pajeet honda so it leaves this nasty residue everywhere

and then I gave my NT latinocel friend a ride and he asked what it was today and I blatantly said "[name of girl] juice"

The one and only time I've ever had car sex and this is what happens

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I just get a hotel room, why get car when it’s all about house?

just have her squirt all over the bedsheets and have the low IQ janitors that do room service clean it up

 

[hebbewem]

She wont squirt

 

[Chad69]

Idk I don't have my car nor sex so can't relate

 

[traveler]

got to always leave a bit of the windows open so the car dont fog up