Worst ways to suicide

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Ranking from inconvenient to convenient
  1. Setting urself on fire (painful)
  2. Cutting the aorta (painful)
  3. Electrocuted (painful)
  4. Taking pills (straight up cope)
  5. Jumping (dude I’m afraid of heights)
  6. Drowning (uncomfortable)
  7. Roping (uncomfortable)
  8. Crashing the car (low success rate)
  9. Gun (painless but not available in every country)
  10. Helium + Gas mask (painless, available, no blood)
I’m not promoting suicide, suicide will lead to eternal hell, I’m just trying to educate.

Number 1. pretty much the most painful way to die. Takes a fucking painful long minute before you are dead or unconscious

Number 2. no comment dude, I don’t even got any words for this stupidity

Number 3. it takes like a painful whole 2-3 minutes until you die (depending on the amperage), pretty painful

Number 4. is mostly cope and doesn’t work. On top of that it’s uncomfortable and could give u life long side effects

Number 5. is also shit because a lot of retards don't calculate with how many Newtons they will approximately hit the ground and end up paralyzed in a wheelchair because they jumped from 2 meters :lul:
Besides that it’s pretty scaring considering the heights some ppl jump off

Number 6. as uncomfortable as roping and you need to tie ur hands, feet and carry extra weight on ur body to drown -aka inconvenient.

Number 7. depends on the persons Vo2Max but you go to sleep faster than you think. Not that painful compared to other ways, it’s easier to do than drowning but at the end both suffocate.

Number 8… sight, first of all u are putting other drivers in danger, second of all a car is fucking made to let you survive a crash.

Number 9. is just messy and some ppl fail to do it correctly and end up with a lobotomized brain and an open skull whilst being alive…

Number 10. imo the best way currently out there. You need a good gas mask so that the exhaled Co2 goes out of the mask on one side and helium enters on the other side. You will suffocate from not breathing oxygen, at the same time you won’t feel any pain because you don’t breathe in Co2 and your blood Co2 levels stay normal. At the end you suffocate without experiencing any pain.

I also wanted to say take the time and raise awareness about a sad loss. Baraka MkRay was a black incel and on the spectrum. He was aware of his ugliness and said that women don’t date him cuz of his looks and because they prefer lightskins over him. He chose Number 1. In 2018 he poured gasoline over himself and set it on fire and died through painful death.

RIP

There are still some of his videos of him on YouTube.
 
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I will set myself on fire
 
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I will set myself on fire
1782822149768
 
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gun is the best way to commit suicide
 
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Mirin the effort
 
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ill just shoot myself
 
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gun is the best way to commit suicide
In America, I have no clue where u can get a gun in Europe and it costs a lot more in comparison to helium and a gas mask
 
Fail-Suicide is the worse.
 
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Castration is worse, i remember their was one this dude who chopped his penis off and bleed too death.
 
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Why not just by two guns then shot yourself while falling from a tall ass building after you just drank some poison, if you survive that you might aswell be immortal
 
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Pills is too broad of a category, id agree stuff like sleeping is retarded and usally never works but I feel like some shit like opiates to kys would be top teir
 
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Ranking from inconvenient to convenient
  1. Setting urself on fire (painful)
  2. Cutting the aorta (painful)
  3. Electrocuted (painful)
  4. Taking pills (straight up cope)
  5. Jumping (dude I’m afraid of heights)
  6. Drowning (uncomfortable)
  7. Roping (uncomfortable)
  8. Crashing the car (low success rate)
  9. Gun (painless but not available in every country)
  10. Helium + Gas mask (painless, available, no blood)
I’m not promoting suicide, suicide will lead to eternal hell, I’m just trying to educate.

Number 1. pretty much the most painful way to die. Takes a fucking painful long minute before you are dead or unconscious

Number 2. no comment dude, I don’t even got any words for this stupidity

Number 3. it takes like a painful whole 2-3 minutes until you die (depending on the amperage), pretty painful

Number 4. is mostly cope and doesn’t work. On top of that it’s uncomfortable and could give u life long side effects

Number 5. is also shit because a lot of retards don't calculate with how many Newtons they will approximately hit the ground and end up paralyzed in a wheelchair because they jumped from 2 meters :lul:
Besides that it’s pretty scaring considering the heights some ppl jump off

Number 6. as uncomfortable as roping and you need to tie ur hands, feet and carry extra weight on ur body to drown -aka inconvenient.

Number 7. depends on the persons Vo2Max but you go to sleep faster than you think. Not that painful compared to other ways, it’s easier to do than drowning but at the end both suffocate.

Number 8… sight, first of all u are putting other drivers in danger, second of all a car is fucking made to let you survive a crash.

Number 9. is just messy and some ppl fail to do it correctly and end up with a lobotomized brain and an open skull whilst being alive…

Number 10. imo the best way currently out there. You need a good gas mask so that the exhaled Co2 goes out of the mask on one side and helium enters on the other side. You will suffocate from not breathing oxygen, at the same time you won’t feel any pain because you don’t breathe in Co2 and your blood Co2 levels stay normal. At the end you suffocate without experiencing any pain.

I also wanted to say take the time and raise awareness about a sad loss. Baraka MkRay was a black incel and on the spectrum. He was aware of his ugliness and said that women don’t date him cuz of his looks and because they prefer lightskins over him. He chose Number 1. In 2018 he poured gasoline over himself and set it on fire and died through painful death.

RIP

There are still some of his videos of him on YouTube.
are you sure setting yourself on fire is painful
 
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first, I’ll try it on my dog to see if it hurts her
I beg you to pour gasoline over your skin and set it on fire, i lied it wont hurt at all
 
Ranking from inconvenient to convenient
  1. Setting urself on fire (painful)
  2. Cutting the aorta (painful)
  3. Electrocuted (painful)
  4. Taking pills (straight up cope)
  5. Jumping (dude I’m afraid of heights)
  6. Drowning (uncomfortable)
  7. Roping (uncomfortable)
  8. Crashing the car (low success rate)
  9. Gun (painless but not available in every country)
  10. Helium + Gas mask (painless, available, no blood)
I’m not promoting suicide, suicide will lead to eternal hell, I’m just trying to educate.

Number 1. pretty much the most painful way to die. Takes a fucking painful long minute before you are dead or unconscious

Number 2. no comment dude, I don’t even got any words for this stupidity

Number 3. it takes like a painful whole 2-3 minutes until you die (depending on the amperage), pretty painful

Number 4. is mostly cope and doesn’t work. On top of that it’s uncomfortable and could give u life long side effects

Number 5. is also shit because a lot of retards don't calculate with how many Newtons they will approximately hit the ground and end up paralyzed in a wheelchair because they jumped from 2 meters :lul:
Besides that it’s pretty scaring considering the heights some ppl jump off

Number 6. as uncomfortable as roping and you need to tie ur hands, feet and carry extra weight on ur body to drown -aka inconvenient.

Number 7. depends on the persons Vo2Max but you go to sleep faster than you think. Not that painful compared to other ways, it’s easier to do than drowning but at the end both suffocate.

Number 8… sight, first of all u are putting other drivers in danger, second of all a car is fucking made to let you survive a crash.

Number 9. is just messy and some ppl fail to do it correctly and end up with a lobotomized brain and an open skull whilst being alive…

Number 10. imo the best way currently out there. You need a good gas mask so that the exhaled Co2 goes out of the mask on one side and helium enters on the other side. You will suffocate from not breathing oxygen, at the same time you won’t feel any pain because you don’t breathe in Co2 and your blood Co2 levels stay normal. At the end you suffocate without experiencing any pain.

I also wanted to say take the time and raise awareness about a sad loss. Baraka MkRay was a black incel and on the spectrum. He was aware of his ugliness and said that women don’t date him cuz of his looks and because they prefer lightskins over him. He chose Number 1. In 2018 he poured gasoline over himself and set it on fire and died through painful death.

RIP

There are still some of his videos of him on YouTube.
these are all your worst ways to die what if im not scared of hieghts
 
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ts is so corny:lul:
 
Carbon monoxide is very good. It makes you wanna sleep and then you just die, while sleeping
 
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these are all your worst ways to die what if im not scared of hieghts
cut your throat open and tell me how it went then

obviously you cut cut your arms, foot, ears, a few fingers of, eat your ears and the fingers and bleed to death
but no one does this as fucking suicide
 

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