Would jesus even be popular if he wasn't so god damn HOT.

[anarlord]

He looks white and perfect. Literal hunter eyes, No recession, perfect white skin, Blue eyes. He probably purposefully chewed so much mastic gum to mog everyone to have a halo around him. He was a chad slayer. if he looked like an incel, the apostles would've never even followed him.

Hot jesus: "Let me drown you for a second to baptize you"

Every apostle: "Okay you hottie"

If he was incel jesus

Incel jesus: "get in the water you rascles"

Every apostle: Ewww, get away you creep

 

[Tusseleif]

Imagine if Jesus was depicted like this throughout history

 

[anarlord]

Imagine if Jesus was depicted like this throughout history
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Ewww get that jesus away from me. My jesus is white and ripped with 5% bodyfat.

 

[Deleted member 15164]

In the bible it said Jesus was not attractive and that people hid their faces from him jfl he was incel.

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Jesus is king. Christianity is cancer tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

Jesus is my savior

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Jesus made me suffer

 

[BearBoy]

I look like jesus and gonna spread the word of almighty god of evil, suffering and death.

 

[AlexAP]

Jesus is my savior

You know Jesus was against rape, right?

 

[Vermilioncore]

You know Jesus was against rape, right?

I know, we all have our faults
God made me this way. If he didn’t want me to be a psychopath he should’ve changed me

 

[goat2x]

Imagine if Jesus was depicted like this throughout history
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muh israeli scientists new findings

 

[Redsoldier]

Someone here said he is 3 psl