Would Jesus take dick into his ass if it was needed for our salvation?

[Panzram]

His suffering was necessary for our salvation and he died on the cross. Would he go as far as to suck off the entire Roman legion and take all their cocks until he dies if that was what it took?

 

[Deleted member 176423]

Your join date gave me brain tumor

 

[Panzram]

Your join date gave me brain tumor

Why?

 

[Deleted member 109943]

Are you drinking again?

 

[Panzram]

Are you drinking again?

Maybe

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Pushing 30 btw

 

[Panzram]

Pushing 30 btw

Yea, and? How does that affect my question?

 

[Deleted member 125010]

His suffering was necessary for our salvation and he died on the cross. Would he go as far as to suck off the entire Roman legion and take all their cocks until he dies if that was what it took?

What IS Jesys????!!!!!,
is that a new type of jersey??

 

[Panzram]

What IS Jesys????!!!!!,
is that a new type of jersey??

Jesus is the alleged son of God. What is most likely is that he is the product of the words worst affair-gone-wrong. When that desert whore Marry was caught cheating on her betabuxx Joseph she came up with some shit about being raped by God. Wild stuff only the semitic mind can conjure.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Jesus is the alleged son of God. What is most likely is that he is the product of the words worst affair-gone-wrong. When that desert whore Marry was caught cheating on her betabuxx Joseph she came up with some shit about being raped by God. Wild stuff only the semitic mind can conjure.

I know Jesus, idk Jesys tho

 

[Panzram]

I know Jesus, idk Jesys tho

Fuck I did not even notice it until now

 

[rxcky]

I don't know. I was raised Baptist, so I do know that in a story in the bible called "Sodom and Gomorrah" (That's where we get the word 'sodomy' from) there were like three angels or whatever who came to either Sodom and Gomorah to protect this guy named Lot (Lot is Abraham's brother.) (Also, Sodom and Gomorrah are city names btw.) And basically, in these cities homosexuality was rampant and these angels must've been like HTN pretty boys because literally all of the men in the city were banging on Lot's door to release the three angels so they could have anal sex with them but instead the angels just blinded everyone in the city and then God burned the whole thing down a few weeks later.