Would Johnny Depp slay in nightlife in 2026?

[CorinthianLOX]

Be honest

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Bump

 

[Saint Casanova]

In his prime ? He would clean up easily

 

[CorinthianLOX]

In his prime ? He would clean up easily

Even though he’s short and looks a little ethnic?

 

[HtnceI]

I dont know

 

[CorinthianLOX]

I dont know

Yeah it’s difficult to say because hypergamy is the most brutal it’s ever been in 2026

 

[HtnceI]

Yeah it’s difficult to say because hypergamy is the most brutal it’s ever been in 2026

Slay Jbs, they are easy if ur high mtn and 5'11 +

 

[Saint Casanova]

Even though he’s short and looks a little ethnic?

Yes

 

[savage21]

Even though he’s short and looks a little ethnic?

5’10 is short now .

Interesting question. Depends if he has status or not IMO. Still would do very well without it though.

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Slay Jbs, they are easy if ur high mtn and 5'11 +

5’10 is short now .

Interesting question. Depends if he has status or not IMO. Still would do very well without it though.

He’s like 5’8-5’9

 

[HtnceI]

He’s like 5’8-5’9

5'9 high htn is like a low htn (Smv wise) so yes he would slay alot. (not including status)

 

[SomaliSub5]

in his prime he had good strikingness in his face, i think he would do fine