Would millitary allow this?

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In case I fail to ascend and my life continues to suck, I had a plan of volunteering and joining a random country in war.


I would fight there and die with at least something written to my name.


That being said, I have a big diopter (-2 on one, -1.75 on the other eye).



Would millitary allow me to have my own little hygiene sector for my contact lenses in a trench? I want to avoid wearing glasses bc I look bad in them.
 
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Yeah buddy boyo when ur a war prisoner they’re gonna let u clean ur little contacts don’t worry
 
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Yeah buddy boyo when ur a war prisoner they’re gonna let u clean ur little contacts don’t worry
What if I forget my case for my contact lenses? Or what if I get handcuffed and unable to take them out of my eyes?


I would go fucking blind
 
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its so over first day u will be gone. alternative route mishima max
 
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What if I forget my case for my contact lenses? Or what if I get handcuffed and unable to take them out of my eyes?


I would go fucking blind
Bro ur not gonna be able to join with that shit
 
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Bro ur not gonna be able to join with that shit
Thats so fucked up man.

I am so useless not even a country in a war would use me.

May as well surgerymaxx my diopter and fix it, so as to at least be accepted by army
 
In case I fail to ascend and my life continues to suck, I had a plan of volunteering and joining a random country in war.


I would fight there and die with at least something written to my name.


That being said, I have a big diopter (-2 on one, -1.75 on the other eye).



Would millitary allow me to have my own little hygiene sector for my contact lenses in a trench? I want to avoid wearing glasses bc I look bad in them.
Can you hold a hand grenade and run really fast and not let go of it? After removing the safety clip.

If so, the military will accept you.
 
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Can you hold a hand grenade and run really fast and not let go of it? After removing the safety clip.

If so, the military will accept you.
I can, but I can't aim it.


Google what -2 diopter looks like.


Its like having your render distance on 2 while your enemy is a giga-mogger render-distance-10 chad and can snipe you from 5 meters without you seeing him once
 
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I can, but I can't aim it.


Google what -2 diopter looks like.


Its like having your render distance on 2 while your enemy is a giga-mogger render-distance-10 chad and can snipe you from 5 meters without you seeing him once
Oh Okay I Understand Will Ferrell GIF by filmeditor
 
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Bro nobody cares about you dieing in a war. To answer your question yes.
 
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Thats so fucked up man.

I am so useless not even a country in a war would use me.

May as well surgerymaxx my diopter and fix it, so as to at least be accepted by army
Mofo is thirsty for dat zog cock innit
 
Even the military wouldn’t accept your subhuman genes unfortunately
 
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In case I fail to ascend and my life continues to suck, I had a plan of volunteering and joining a random country in war.


I would fight there and die with at least something written to my name.


That being said, I have a big diopter (-2 on one, -1.75 on the other eye).



Would millitary allow me to have my own little hygiene sector for my contact lenses in a trench? I want to avoid wearing glasses bc I look bad in them.
youre all talk you wouldnt go
 
youre all talk you wouldnt go
I mean if I wanted to rope it would be the same one way or the other?


And I assure you, I may really want to rope they way things are going
 

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