Would org users put their dick in a microwave if i called it “High T”?

[Former Shortcel]

Would the chances of this happening further increase if I attached a random pubmed article to my statement?

@iblamexyz @Mogs Me @Wuzzdio @Petsmart @davidlaidisme67

 

[Petsmart]

Ball waving saved me

 

[lemureater]

but i wanna stay loyal to my air-fryer

 

[Former Shortcel]

but i wanna stay loyal to my air-fryer

Doing it in the air-fryer is low T

 

[lemureater]

Doing it in the air-fryer is low T

but i wanna be health conscious

 

[chang cypionate]

How would you shut the microwave door without chopping your dick off.

 

[Former Shortcel]

How would you shut the microwave door without chopping your dick off.

Make a peephole in the microwave door for your dick, duh

 

[iflookscouldk1ll]

Yes not even a question bro

 

[Nutsack2000]

How would you shut the microwave door without chopping your dick off.

cut a hole in it

like those porn videos

 

[iflookscouldk1ll]

How would you shut the microwave door without chopping your dick off.

Rookie mistake you don’t know the ginseng cock bending method

 

[chang cypionate]

Make a peephole in the microwave door for your dick, duh

cut a hole in it

like those porn videos

The shards will be cutting your shaft.

 

[Former Shortcel]

The shards will be cutting your shaft.

inferior dick if its getting damaged by a couple shards

 

[Nutsack2000]

The shards will be cutting your shaft.

high t

 

[Former Shortcel]

high t

This guy gets it

 

[Former Shortcel]

but i wanna be health conscious

What do you consider as good health?

 

[polonaecel]

Would the chances of this happening further increase if I attached a random pubmed article to my statement?

@iblamexyz @Mogs Me @Wuzzdio @Petsmart @davidlaidisme67

Ill take one for the team

 

[Kara]

Would the chances of this happening further increase if I attached a random pubmed article to my statement?

Especially if you attach a random pubmed article, it doesn't even have to be relevant at all!

 

[Former Shortcel]

Ill take one for the team

Test subject #1

We will need more users to run a reliable experiment however

 

[Former Shortcel]

Especially if you attach a random pubmed article, it doesn't even have to be relevant at all!

Yeah nobody reads any evidence you attach to back up your claim anyways

Niggas just see a sciencey type link and back down

 

[lemureater]

What do you consider as good health?

not having my dick nuked with micro-waves would be good health

 

[Former Shortcel]

not having my dick nuked with micro-waves would be good health

those waves dont “nuke” your dick they strengthen it

Ever seen cartoons and movies where characters hit with waves grow to be a giant? Get with the times pal!

 

[dhusc]

Would the chances of this happening further increase if I attached a random pubmed article to my statement?

@iblamexyz @Mogs Me @Wuzzdio @Petsmart @davidlaidisme67

what brand is the oven?

 

[Former Shortcel]

what brand is the oven?

Microwave, not an oven. And the brand is samsung

 

[dhusc]

Microwave, not an oven. And the brand is samsung

not sure if I’d be okay with my cock receiving all that radiation

they’re pretty good microwaves though

 

[Former Shortcel]

not sure if I’d be okay with my cock receiving all that radiation

they’re pretty good microwaves though

I could probably find some random pubmed article mildly related to this to justify putting your cock in the microwave

 

[iblamexyz]

Would the chances of this happening further increase if I attached a random pubmed article to my statement?

@iblamexyz @Mogs Me @Wuzzdio @Petsmart @davidlaidisme67

no

 

[Former Shortcel]

no

I think they would if i linked enough pubmed articles that vaguely intertwine with this